Granted, you get that picture out of your head, but it is now in front of your eyes, permanently, causing you irreparable psychological damage and you change your name to Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious and sing the theme song to The Sound of Music endlessly while dancing around in Bertha Butt's size 3,548,183,576,284XXXXXXXXXXXX bloomers

I wish Nazi Zombies weren't such a pain in the arse region

Granted, they're a pain in the groin region.

I wish your groin the best of luck.

Granted, the pain and Nazi zombies move from DT's groin region and your nether regions are now infested with Nazi zombies causing you excruciating pain in the goolies region

I wish Jim good luck with his Nazi zombie pain

Granted, may your zombie pain be passed on to your living pain.

I wish things had turned out as planned this evening.

Signed...totally pi$$ed off.

Granted, Things turnd out exactly as planned this evening; For Al-Qa'ida! Who promptly drove a bus thru your house and machine gunned all your neighbors.






I wish the Taliban were hippies

granted, their hookah usage has skyrocketed, and they invited the coalition to join in... now the entirety of the middle east is full of stoners


i wish the middle east would calm down...i mean really

Granted, the Middle East calms down, so calm, in fact, that they can't produce any oil to speak of and we all have to walk to work now

I wish I could think of a good wish

Granted, and I appreciate the 4000.00 monthly check you will be sending me.


I wish DT will find a job that can support this good wish.

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Granted, his 'rent a boy' job is bringing in big money.

I wish that demons wore denims.

Granted, the divil is in your jeans right now

I wish I didn't have to work on a Sunday

Granted, you have to work twice as many hours on Monday

I wish shell was pronounced Jarmin and spelled Pizza

Granted, you now get cotton mouth from eating macaroni and pizza (shells).

I wish I could stay at home tonight...

granted, you stay home tonight and every night after, after holding out for two weeks without food, you resort to eating the insulation (the texture is uncannily like cotton candy...)

I hope NealT doesnt get cotton mouth eating that insulation

Granted, instead he is bitten by a Cotton Mouth hiding in the insulation.

I wish there is a doctor in the house.


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Granted, there is a doctor in the "House"....episode on T.V.

He plays a doctor for pretend and so cant help.





I wish I had all the answers