Onkel Neal |
06-26-07 07:13 PM |
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Originally Posted by Carotio
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neal Stevens
If we did split into 5 states, we might not be the biggest state in the Union, depending on the split, of course.
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I thought Alaska was the biggest state!? :hmm:
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Are you kidding? if you melted all the ice, Alaska would be roughly the size of Marin County :smug:
There once was a blind fellow who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are huge!" The bartender replied, " Yup! Everything is big down here in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the restroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally missed the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man surfaced and started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
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A Texan was bragging to an Englishman about how big Texas is. "Why you could get on a train in east Texas on Monday morning, head due west all day Monday, continue overnight, and still be in Texas at sunset Tuesday," she said. The Englishman replied that you could do the same in England. British trains were just as slow.
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