How can you ask someone to play SH3 for an hour or so...:D barely time to get out of harbour and breathe the ocean's fresh air...;)
Someone on the line wrote he found incredible some people would spend 4 or more hours on their PC. I know worse, some people can spend 4 or more hours in front of TV !!!

PS : one good thing I find about SH3 is that you don't need to stay on your PC all the time. Most of the time, I choose the TC to run 3 hours of game time while I do something else. If I hear "ship spotted" or "aircraft spotted" - set on TC 0 for me - or whatever needs my presence, I am usually not far away...

Women (save those few SH3 girls out there) just don't understand when your in Scapa Flow with your scope on a Fiji and they think you've played long enough. Save and exit is just not an option! :damn:

Yep, 1000 posts. 98% posted where of the crude or sexual nature. The other 2% where helpful tips that were not related to the game!:doh:

Here's a good way to get ur girl in line, incase she plays WOW.

"Wtf n00b...stfu , or else I'll h4x0r your account"

Works every time :D

Great stuff fellas! Extremely professional job and one for you guys to be very proud of.

One very small issue I've found: in Table 2 on Page 23 there is supposed to be a comparison of the Relative fatigue accumulation factors within U-boat compartments between surfaced and submerged states.

Looks like this is blank except for N/A in the Submerged column for Conning Tower.

?????

LOL though:D :rock:

I'm lucky, my wife let's me play when ever I want, she is conditioned after years of trying to turn me!

Regards,

Grell

:yep: Can't save submerged... And im sure as h*ll not blowing the ballast in scapa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:

Save and Exit is an option, just can't "Return to Base" ;)

Ahh...My bad:nope: I knew that.... * _Seth_ kicks himself... Aaahrg..*

How to keep your women happy.

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
a friend
a companion
a lover
a brother
a father
a master
a chef
an electrician
a carpenter
a plumber
a mechanic
a decorator
a stylist
a sexologist
a gynecologist
a pest exterminator
a psychiatrist
a healer
a good listener
an organizer
a good father
very clean
sympathetic
athletic
warm
attentive
gallant
intelligent
funny
creative
tender
strong
understanding
tolerant
prudent
ambitious
capable
courageous
determined
true
dependable
passionate
compassionate

Without forgetting to:

give her compliments regularly
love shopping
be honest
be very rich
not stress her out
not looking at other girls

And at the same time, you must also:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
give her lots of time, especially time for herself
give here lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It is very important:

never forget birthdays, anniversaries, arrangements she makes

How to make a man happy:


Show up naked
bring food

1.A good father eh? does that mean that you have to talk about "the birds and the bees" with her?
2.So THATS why......
3.Funny....I thought they hate it when you think you're right and she's wrong....
4.Mhm.....good to note....
4b. How do you want it mate!? I mean, look at 4. for Gods sake!

BTW, the entire list was hilarious!:rotfl:

While we are at it ....



The reasons why dogs are better than wives :

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
7. A dog's parents never visit.
8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go shooting and fishing.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put down.
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
29. Dogs are not allowed in Harvey-Nicks or Harrods
30. If a dog leaves you, it won't take half your stuff with it.