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What's the favourite xmas decoration in North Korea?
Missile-toe |
Who is Santa Claus married to?
Mary Christmas! |
Who drank all the booze at Christmas?
Thirsty the Snowman |
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you |
Who is Santa's least favorite reindeer?
Rude-olph! |
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend at Christmas?
Reached for the toilet paper |
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf a bet. |
What do elves post on Social Media?
Elf-ies! |
What does Santa use to blow up the Elves' party balloons?
His icicle pump |
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him |
Why did Rudolph cross the road?
Cause he was tied to the chicken. |
What does a dyslexic snowman have for a nose?
A parrot |
What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush! |
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught! |
What was Adolph's favourite Christmas dinner?
Roast goose-step |
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