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Gerald 12-18-12 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 1978334)
God!...you make Vendor look like an orphan :har:

I am retired :smug:

Jimbuna 12-18-12 07:25 PM

Great :O:

u crank 12-18-12 07:37 PM

Finally, a smart person on the internet!

Dear Steve, this has been bothering me for a while. Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Clueless in Canada.

Armistead 12-18-12 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1978324)
We should all strive to make the world a better place.

have you considered celibacy?

Yes, my wife and I have tried that, seems to work for her...

Cybermat47 12-18-12 08:12 PM

Dear Steve,
There is a nude man outside telling me that Mr. Spock is dead. I threw a brick at him but he's still there. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Burnt-face man

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 1978334)
God!...you make Vendor look like an orphan :har:

Sorry, Vendor and I are not remotely related.

And don't call me "God". He has the name trademarked already, and I can't afford his lawyer.

Gerald 12-18-12 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1978392)
Sorry, Vendor and I are not remotely related.

And don't call me "God". He has the name trademarked already, and I can't afford his lawyer.

LOL :haha:

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank (Post 1978357)
Finally, a smart person on the internet!

Where? Is he onto me? Don't tell him where I am!

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Dear Steve, this has been bothering me for a while. Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Because the tubes are made of a naquita-trinium alloy, tempered by heating in a dilithium photon chamber. Don't they teach anything in school these days? That stuff is tougher than dalekanium.

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Clueless in Canada.
How long have you had this need to state the obvious?

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor (Post 1978338)
I am retired :smug:

From what? You have to have a job before you can retire. :O:

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 1978349)
Great :O:

Is that a question or an answer?

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 1978362)
Yes, my wife and I have tried that, seems to work for her...

Smart woman. If that doesn't work, I suggest "getting the dog fixed". That worked great for me...and my ex-wife.

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47 (Post 1978386)
Dear Steve,
There is a nude man outside telling me that Mr. Spock is dead. I threw a brick at him but he's still there. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Burnt-face man

I suggest laying off the happy-juice. If that doesn't help, drink more. Passing out makes those guys go away.

Or so I'm told.

Gerald 12-18-12 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1978399)
From what? You have to have a job before you can retire. :O:

I have it both here and there,:D

Sailor Steve 12-18-12 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor (Post 1978405)
I have it both here and there,:D

Where you've had "it" is none of my business. :sunny:

Gerald 12-18-12 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1978408)
Where you've had "it" is none of my business. :sunny:

Not yet,:O:


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