Nudity is not for everyone in the cold winter months.

Eating lots of veg is good for you but you will loose your friends due to your non stop flatulence.

Here's your sign; display it well:

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A sugar rush is like a caffeine hit, you feel great for a while before the craving sets in again.

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.

The shortest sentence in the dictionary is "I am", the longest sentence is "I do".:yep:

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Women cause more car crashes in summer wearing short skirts, solution make them wear trousers.

Good idea.
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No it's not, stuff the crashes!!:yep:

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Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

Dear Sea King crew doing training around this house. You found me. Now go home and get yourself a cookie.