A good boss will treat you as a human being, a bad boss will treat you a branded cattle with a number.

I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

Life is boring and that is a fact, so what do you do to make it less boring, go to bed.

Life is hard and then you die.

(for Skybird :D:O:)

New Version. :DL

Or...

Life is hard and then you get an unwanted Windows 10 upgrade...

Or...

Life is hard and your Linux dies...





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The sun has got his hat on today, well that maybe the case but what about the moon some say.

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

Chemically, alcohol is a solution.

Alcohol is a male contraceptive if you drink enough of it. :03:

Alcohol-can be drank as it was plain water or as it was an expensive Whiskey.

Water can be drank as it was an expensive Whiskey or as plain water.

Markus

Go for it,the bar is open.:Kaleun_Cheers:

Here's a thing: somebody removed himself from my Friends List a while back because (I'd guess) he believed I hadn't interceded on his behalf when he got himself into trouble with the admin. Well I've been unable to let him know that I did in fact plead his case without delay, after he asked for my help, because his bloody message box has been full (or closed) ever since. If he's reading this (and I know he's still around) he should know about that.

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

:haha: