I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

I woke up this morning and my chewing gum lost it's flavour on the bedpost overnight

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

With France at the other end! No..:haha:

The world is one's oyster and Vibrio vulnificus is nasty.

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right.

So you think life is great, prove it by buying me ten pints of beer.

The pint is underway.:up:

Nice.

A big thank you to the forecast saying "no rain at the moment". Really cheered me up here, now with this monsterous rain happening.

Always stick your head out the window for a weather forecast that you can see is true.

Sticking my head out?! In this weather? Are you mad, sir? :har:

I've got good compay though. A colony of B.A. hornets have moved in and one of them is an art connisseur, been studying the paintings on the wall here, as well as sharpening its stinger on the canvas.

LEGO is the largest manifacturer of Tires

We have the perfect system, if our cat comes in wet and crying it's raining, when the cat's outside the weather is good, and when it flies by the window there's a storm. Easy.

Today I ate seafood buffets with everything like lobster, crab, shrimp, oysters, mussels and a great deal what the sea can deliver, and it was delicious.:yep: