Because you don't exercise enough.

Can you tell me who performs at the circus in Piccadilly?

I've a feeling that it will not be an elephant or a tiger.

Tell us, please.

Well nobody of course, it is the name of an area in London.

Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?

Nope, they are waiting to be discovered.

If there was a circus at Piccadilly Circus, would there then be 2 circuses?

yes, 2 circuses with The Enigma as the lead clown.

would you buy a ticket to see him?

No thanks.

Which direction is North in Australia?

The opposite of the wrong direction.

What is life all about?

Self preservation

Where's the best place to start from to get to America?

Plan a terrorist attack against the US (not that I want to do such a horrible thing).
But that's the best way to get a trip to America.


Have you ever been in the far East?

Sure, but Time Square was a lot smaller than it looked on TV.


What's for breakfast?

Chilli dogs.

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

I don't know, we'd have to shove some current through them and see if only half gets electricuted.

Are you competent with electrics?

I get bye but prefer to hire a professional for obvious reasons.

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

Not a single one cuz I've been there.

You are at a loss for words, aren't you?

Not at all.

What made you think that?

Who knows, we humans know alot of words, unless you have some kind of palsy or are brain dead, then a loss of words is theoretically impossible.:D

Why did Giuliani ruin 42nd street (NYC) by chasing out the hookers, peep shows and cheap pot, and selling the entire block to Disney?

Because Disney offered more money.

Who made whom, Walt or Mickey.

Well certainly not Minnie.

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

That would depend on what kind of "lying" you were doing.

If I never lied, could I ever say I was lying?

Only if you're lying.

Did you walk to school, or carry your lunch?