Seeing that photo prompts me to paste the following AGAIN!!

You never did respond the last time :lol:

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I'm sure a 'hand job' wouldn't have cost anything like that in Wales http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7...ebigtb9fg3.gif

The bah bah bad sheep charge even less they reckon http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4...kbigid2zj6.gif

You must be real unfortunate lookin if all your prepared to publish is your hand.

6'7"...do you resemble this guy http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/181...kbigsw1yo4.gif

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3487/jawswc7.jpg

My ex partner in the force was about your size....he'd pick eejits up by the ears and I'd generally nut them in the balls http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellit...115[1].gif

BTW....good luck to you both http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img412...uplargeon1.gif

Have you not looked through the rest of this thread, jimmyboy? ;)

Not all of it no :nope:

Don't tell me you've not got any teeth :p

You could always give an old copper a clue by way of a page number ;)

CCIP,

That just looked like it hurt like hell. I hope you get all your movement back!

Where's the fun in that?! :rotfl:I cant even remember myself.

No prob....I'm on custody duty tomorrow night, I'll have Interpol do a PNC search ;)

im from london i live in germany and have a boy aged six who speaks both so hes my interpreter when i meet germans who cant do english.
i grew up in shepherds bush west london. left school when i was 14 to work on sites with mates due to i wanted money.
now im working in hamburg shipyard for blohm and voss.
i did a short period at HDW kiel where the subs are made too but i have never worked on them. (wish i had then id know what the hell i was doing)
im enjoying germany alot though and maybe ill try teaching here aswell my wife teaches and says its a doddle.

• my other interests include my land rover defender , shooting and i like to play around at survival too but errr im no lofty wiseman, its just a fascination for me really.

Yeah, he totally got in a bar fight and slashed 8 truckers with a broken beer bottle... jumped over the counter and attacked the bar tender with his fists before a huge brawl broke out and over a dozen people were injured and slashed with sharp objects... some guy ran up and sliced his arm. That's definitely what happened.:yep: :up:

For the benefit of jimbuna, the lazy get:
 

About as close to a normal pic of me you're ever going to get:

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/k...h/itsmiles.jpg

WTF!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ys/4_6_100.gif

How can you smile whilst in possession of a face like that http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7...ebigtb9fg3.gif

:cry:

What's that Black mark under your hooter? Marker pen?

No, its the comings of facial hair.

You two have big words for a couple guys who havent uploaded real pics of themselves ;)

I agree, KP: there's them that does it, and there's them that just talks about it.:rock: