Looking forward to the new season but the TOON have a tough opening game at home to the current champions Man City.

I see Rhianna is thinking of buying Liverpool FC. Perhaps she's found love in a hopeless place. I expect lots of 0-0 draws so they can beat them 'Pon De Replay!

Bad News for Crystal Palace fans, Tony Pulis has left..

Worse news for Crystal Palace fans..

You're a Crystal Palace fan.

My first prediction for the forthcoming Premier League season....TOON to finish in top 10 and Burnley to get relegated.

Just put 50 quid E\W on Liverpool to win the premiership with odds of 11\1

You think Rhianna will make that much difference?:O:

A fool and his money....didn't somebody once say :)

Without the goals from the cannibal I reckon they'll be lucky to finish in the top four.

I wouldn't 1-2 be a United fan right now!

(At time of posting)

Great start for the new scum manager :har::har::har:

It was the 8th of January when Utd panicked and called Paul Scholes out of retirement, so I think Howard Webb can enjoy his retirement for a few months yet......

Mackems grab a lucky draw at WBA and the Hammers continue on from where they left off by losing to Spurs.

The Mighty Leeds start with a win against the smoggies which should revitalise their long held dream of returning to the top flight.

TOON lose to City....looks like we have a good attacking midfield but nobody to finish off the move.

Don;t see the Hammers doing any better than last year either. :roll::/\\!!

True that, especially with Carroll once again long term injured but rumour has it he would be welcomed back to the TOON :doh:

After having a bird poop in his mouth Manchester United player Ashley Young has signed on to star in the sequel to a famous porn film.

The United themed Scat fetish 'Two Birds, No Cup' will be online soon.