Granted, so the Government rescind all driving licences and you can't drive anything more powerful than a skate board.

I wish milk was a different colour to white and came from sheep.

Granted, but now it's colored piss-yellow.

I wish Vimeo would have greater than 500meg upload limit per week. :hmm:

LOL

Granted, it's now 501MB but the price has also doubled for the service as a result.

I wish Finland had real money instead of that Monopoly stuff.

Granted, they have adopted the British Pound devaluing it by 3000% overnight.

I wish you well.

Granted, but I am so well that the Occ Health Physician delays my retirement for anothet 12 months.

I wish I understood the thoery of evolution.

http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gif Granted: As Darwin's ''THEORY'' ;) is becoming available on line to read,by the time you finish reading it you'll be to old to understand what the hell you read in the first place.Then your back to square one. http://www.tintdude.com/forum/style_...t/hmmmmmmm.gif

I wish i had a rifle for these damn seagulls ?

Granted, each and every one of those damn seagulls is now armed with an AK47 locked and loaded and they are a huntin' Kratos.

I wish Beethoven had finished his "unfinished" 10th symphony.

Granted, But Brittney Spears buys the rights to it. Chaos ensues.

I wish Dowly would quit changing his signature. I can't keep track anymore.

Granted, but it's yours he keeps changing instead, which confuses you even more.

I wish I knew what confuses me the most.

http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gif Granted: But If tell you, you'll be even more confused http://www.tintdude.com/forum/style_...t/hmmmmmmm.gif

i wish I didn't have two thumbs on each hand when i'm typing?

Granted, but your last chance to become a football star vanishes as your extra thumb.

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8750/fabinhoch7.jpg

I wish I could live without ever having to sleep at all.

Granted, but eventually, you'd end up looking like the guy in 'The Machinist'.

I wish it would be Saturday so I could watch the Finland - Germany hockey game. :yep:

Granted, but as the result is Finland 0 - Germany 5 you go into Sunday in a foul mood.

I wish my new car would get delivered today.

Granted, but seeing as how my new Focus was delivered 2 weeks ago, all that is left are second hand ones for you.

I wish I could source a U-boat emblems book that was in colour.

Granted, but everybody knows dogs only see in black or white.

I wish this political season would go away.:up: