But I like plonk!!:yep:

If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.

Reading how a fugitive is asking the police to remove the mugshot from their wanted list as it is unflattering. Next up: Man storms into bank wielding a gun, shouting "turn off the cameras! I have a bad hair day!". Reality, reality, what are we going to do with you?

PLONK!

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

Today as it was thousands of years ago.

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.”

^ not entirely unrelated:

If you understand the relation between a pencil and a music cassette,
it is high time for a colonoscopy.

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

:haha:

Newspapers are not just for reading you know. :03:

Tell me about it.:D

Been running a little low on the Charmin, Steed?... :D





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The best thing about living in Switzerland is the fact that the flag is a big plus.