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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham Lincoln
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I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
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I hate summer because flip flops are every where.
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Humankind tends to looking at the hole it fell into on its path to the future and miss to see the big hole that is in front of her.
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Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
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Dear Jim,
In for a penny, in for a pound... Yours, Life <O> |
If voting made a difference's for the better then voting would be banned.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
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Nothing remains the same; the sun eventually expands into a red giant...good thing I love to BBQ.
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If you dream about work can you claim overtime?
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No, because you were sleeping on the job :D
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I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
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Sod it then. I'm off to the park to feed the squirrels.
"But there's no squirrels in Australia",you say. Drink enough of this stuff and the little buggers are everywhere.http://i.imgur.com/bE698f4.jpg |
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