My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.

Solution sex lots of sex and no snacks. :03:

One day, I was sitting on a bench in a Japanese garden in front of statue of Buddha. I was surprised when I suddenly heard a voice start asking me questions, and, turning around realized the statue was talking. Stunned, all I could do was try to answer the questions. The statue asked a barrage of questions and I soon began to get a bit irritated: It was then I realized what was going on and I forgave the statue its inquisitiveness: it was, after all, just a case of...

...idol curiosity...




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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

It took me a bit longer. Not only was the English alphabet already involved, but the Greek alphabet started getting involved.
:k_confused:

Imagine what its like to try to master Algebra when you suffer from dyslexia. My case is not as severe as others, but it still made it very difficult to sort out and suss out the problems, doubly hard if you're under the pressures of a test...




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Summer in bay area,We can always discuss whether we have done our part and whether it is good enough.

I have many good reasons to drink beer but only one reason i shall share with you, you are in the way.

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.

And i know some dirty words, politics, politicians, governments. :03:

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

From Get Smart, the TV Series, 1969:

Agent Maxwell Smart preparing to fight a villain:




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https://dnq5fc8vfw3ev.cloudfront.net...?ts=1459229076Not in the Dry Tortugas BBY!:arrgh!:

An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.