travel expense?

How much would it cost on the Greyhound?

Wolferz forbids me from putting my taps on my boots and clogging on deck. Last time I did it, someone thought we were under air machine gun attack and sounded off battlestations waking up Wolferz in the head... You know Wolferz, he hates being stirred from his slumber and running to the con fer nuth'n these days...and he never leaves the head when someone in there is giving confession...

well, all of us I don't think $200 will cover it, unless he gives us a discount for play'n during the ride..We can pack up a batch of bilge stew to eat on the way, maybe do a lil street playing during potty stops....Maybe try Hank's Used Used Car Lot.....see if you can get us a old station wagon for cheap.

and don't bring up hitchhiking again....

What potty stops ??? We're already using the communal engine room can so this is no big stretch. Of course this a 'break' from the pigboat generally, so I recommend a little expense for relative luxury-they actually have running water and light up when you enter; we'll let Wolfertz have the rear one so he's feelin' at right at home: I'll take charge as I generally handle 10-20 of these at a time on film shoots..."it's a dirty job, but..." And if we can find an old country squire wagon 239 V8-sleeps six- with a tow package we're set! I grew up car-campin' in these babies! The roof is for the Hamm's cooler(s):D; your moonshine goes in the console!:up:
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FORD POS...
 

You want us to drive in the country, Squire?:timeout:

I have a cure for that nonsense....

/heads for the galley in search of a large potato.

-20 F is sweater weather BBY
 

The only dance I am capable of due to a bad back
http://youtu.be/bXUP8CJuPlI and worse knees caused by http://youtu.be/kCvYLQb-NDw

Reminds of the 65 Rambler my mom drove with I was a lad...The floorboards were rusted out in the back on one side and my brother and I would pee through it....wonder if we ever pissed anyone off behind.

I guess I'll just have to go make the coil wire disappear.:arrgh!:

For spare parts that old, you'll need to visit an old parts store in Corydon, Indiana. The place probably still has spark plugs for a model T.

They did when the owner of our shop brought his dad's old model T in to get it running. Soaked the pistons with kerosene for a few days, changed the oil and plugs and she cranked right up...literally.

I guess in North America we could call that 'shagging', it has a whole different meaning to the Brits though.:D

My point on the peeing through the hole was to keep us out of diapers to start with....I figured that was a given since Wolferz makes us wear them on patrol. Guess you weren't around when the US DD make a practice depth charge run on us, dropping a charge 2000 yards away and we all shat ourselves...They named our sub the USS Pamper...after that.

You keep me out of this one. I was just sitting in my corner drinking, not bothering anyone, and now you have to drag me into it. I think I'll join Donna on shore leave. After conning the newbies into scrubbing the galley and pots clean, I'm now resigning as head chef of The Bilge.

I sent your request to Wolferz {slid it under the door} He sent it back after he peed on it. Not sure if that is an approval or not. You're to remain on station until further notice...

No dragging your feet...or your anchor
 

That's the transport sorted, good idea Aktung! What'll it cost in gas money?
We'll have none of that behaviour unless we find a ready supply of willing 'women of negotiable affection'.

You can't go on shore leave and abandon us, we need you on the tea chest bass!

Also, I've had a meeting with 'Putting' Bob and he said if we can supply a dance troupe as well he'll up our fee to $350. We'd best get practising our Waltz, Foxtrot, Jive, Jitterbug, Kansas City Shuffle and anything else we can think of.