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Sailor Steve 02-19-13 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 2012451)
Dear Steve,

Is there pepper in Dr. Pepper?


Mr. Sonny Delight

Not that I've ever tasted.

Well, there was that one time I was experimenting...

I even listened to them and tried hot Dr. Pepper once. :dead:

Sailor Steve 02-19-13 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2012466)
LOL :)

Not sure I understand the question. :-?

Sailor Steve 02-19-13 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984 (Post 2012496)
This inspires a question from me.

It would.

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Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
I am Pepper, and have been for a very long time.

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Number 5
Johnny, m'man! And contrary to popular belief (well, no one asked, but that's neverstopped me before) David Naughton was not the voice of Number 5. He also had nothing to do with Number 6, but since I'm not a number, I'm a free man, I can make this up as I go along.

Dowly 02-19-13 08:13 PM

Dear Steve,

If two goes into the Thunderdome, and one comes out, doesn't it get crowded
after a while? :hmmm:

Sailor Steve 02-19-13 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984 (Post 2012556)
Dear Steve,

I had a thought in the shower last night.

That's too much information right there! This is a family show! Don't ask, don't yell! Don't look, don't smell!

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It was that if we had fewer hospitals and less advanced medicine, natural selection would run it's course and we'd have less idiots in the world. We would be better off as a society without idiots right?
You might want to rethink that. Everybody is somebody's idiot. What mistakes have you made in public lately?

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Should I be disturbed by this thought or am I right?
Yes, you should be disturbed, but not for the reason you're thinking.

Sailor Steve 02-19-13 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly (Post 2012564)
Dear Steve,

If two goes into the Thunderdome, and one comes out, doesn't it get crowded
after a while? :hmmm:

No. Every night they go in with a weapons-grade mulcher. That's where the methane comes from.

fireftr18 02-19-13 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984 (Post 2012556)
Dear Steve,

I had a thought in the shower last night. It was that if we had fewer hospitals and less advanced medicine, natural selection would run it's course and we'd have less idiots in the world. We would be better off as a society without idiots right?

Should I be disturbed by this thought or am I right?

(This is an actual question. I actually had that thought...)

Signed,

Red October1984

I like the way you think. :up:

But you have to think about it. The idiots would be willing to wait even more hours, days, weeks, etc to get what they need to survive. Why, because they're idiots. :-j Can you see the circle that's starting? :doh:
Fortunately, the non-idiots don't go to the same places as idiots so they won't be affected. :up:

Steve, you don't mind me jumping in on your show do you? :03:

Armistead 02-19-13 09:55 PM

Fireftr....is your name DR.STEVE?

You wanna play Doctor and answer questions, go start your own Doctor Steve thread.

Sailor Steve 02-19-13 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18 (Post 2012573)
ISteve, you don't mind me jumping in on your show do you? :03:

I wouldn't if you'd stop winking at me. You're making me nervous.

As for this whole "idiot" thing, I have to once again tell the same old boring story about Utah drivers. People in Utah complain about our awful drivers. I respond "Don't forget, you're one of them." They then get offended and ask if I'm calling them a bad driver. I say "Look at it this way. There are a million cars on the road every day in this city. If one half of one percent of those drivers do something stupid, then there are five thousand acts of stupidity taking place on our streets every day. You're bound to see at least one of them. Have you never, ever, made a mistake? If you have, and somebody saw it, then that somebody is complaining about stupid Utah drivers, and you're the one their complaining about."

So I'll say to you both, before you start condemning idiots, and especially hoping they die, don't forget that you are one. :sunny:

Red October1984 02-19-13 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2012601)
Fireftr....is your name DR.STEVE.

You wanna play Doctor and answer questions, go start your own Doctor Steve thread.

It would be Doctor Fireftr

Red October1984 02-19-13 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 2012618)
I wouldn't if you'd stop winking at me. You're making me nervous.

As for this whole "idiot" thing, I have to once again tell the same old boring story about Utah drivers. People in Utah complain about our awful drivers. I respond "Don't forget, you're one of them." They then get offended and ask if I'm calling them a bad driver. I say "Look at it this way. There are a million cars on the road every day in this city. If one half of one percent of those drivers do something stupid, then there are five thousand acts of stupidity taking place on our streets every day. You're bound to see at least one of them. Have you never, ever, made a mistake? If you have, and somebody saw it, then that somebody is complaining about stupid Utah drivers, and you're the one their complaining about."

So I'll say to you both, before you start condemning idiots, and especially hoping they die, don't forget that you are one. :sunny:

Well...

I make mistakes all the time...but at least I didn't "bodyslam" a cactus...I don't play with poisonous snakes....I don't get drunk and shoot guns....I don't drink and drive.....

My mistakes are much smaller but people feel the need to always bring them to my attention.

Sailor Steve 02-19-13 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984 (Post 2012621)
It would be Doctor Fireftr

Start a thread for him. We'll see how it goes.

Sailor Steve 02-19-13 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984 (Post 2012623)
Well...

I make mistakes all the time...but at least I didn't "bodyslam" a cactus...I don't play with poisonous snakes....I don't get drunk and shoot guns....I don't drink and drive.....

People like that are their own worst enemies. You can make jokes about Darwin Awards, but there is a chance that if they survive they'll learn. Or not.

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My mistakes are much smaller but people feel the need to always bring them to my attention.
July 20, 2005. I was driving up a busy street when something caught my attention. No, it wasn't a girl. I think it was a fancy car, but I don't really remember. I only looked for a second, but when I looked back the traffic had stopped in front of me. I didn't even have time to get my foot on the brake before I plowed into the back of a big SUV. The seatbelt saved my life; the airbag tore the skin off both my forearms. I was completely lucid and even managed to get the stuck door of the SUV open so the panicked woman could get out. The EMT asked if I could remember the crash, and I replied "Oh, yes. Vividly." He said that was good. I went to the hospital just in case, and I lived with some bruised ribs for a few weeks.

The point is that we are all idiots at one time or another. Yes, I'm an idiot. I'm also one of those awful Utah drivers. It happens. I just don't wish it on other people.

donna52522 02-20-13 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2011268)
I can't read the last line, I have poor eyesite. You know what I mean. Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

I am not full of hate, I love many things, a good book, my dog and mostly sarcasm...

Dr. Steve has all the answers and I admire his general dislike for humanity.

Don't forget .......two creams, one sugar....chop chop......

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...57836692_n.jpg

That's a lot of big words for you...be sure to thank your friend for helping you to spell Google.

Two creams, one sugar? Everyone knows you take it straight up black...your poor boat always pulls into harbor knock'n-an-a-pinging because you won't share the lube with the Chief's....but Uncle Charlie is always pleased that you can squat on the docks and produce two torpedoes for future use.

Armistead 02-20-13 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by donna52522 (Post 2012646)
That's a lot of big words for you...be sure to thank your friend for helping you to spell Google.

Two creams, one sugar? Everyone knows you take it straight up black...your poor boat always pulls into harbor knock'n-an-a-pinging because you won't share the lube with the Chief's....but Uncle Charlie is always pleased that you can squat on the docks and produce two torpedoes for future use.

Actually, I'll take my coffee any way it's available.

We use lard down south, not lube.

Now, did you come here to insult my fine character or do you have a question for Dr. Steve? I suspect you have issues, so fire away.


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