http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gif Granted: Ol'McBee's a clever pooch ..and he'll whup the ass of you ;)

I wish them Flocking seagulls would find somewhere else to nest and procreate ?
the roof of my house is starting to look like the cliffs of dover!

Granted, they've now found their way into your front room and have turned your sofa into a large and comfy nest.

I wish my work laptop was more powerful.

Granted, but it uses so much power that your electric bill soars to new highs. Slowly becoming a slave to it, you don't care. Eventually, you one day pass out from exhaustion with the laptop turned on and setting on your lap. The computer is so powerful that it continues to heat up until the plastic beings to melt. You're sitting there in your underwear, so it melts into your skin. By the time you wake up, it's too late. The plastic has melted into your skin. You try to pull the laptop off, but it only rips your skin off down to the muscle. Unfortunately, you have no more money to pay for proper medical care. You wrap a scarf around both your legs, only to suffer from the wool sticking to the goo and puss inside the wounds. Eventually, you contract gangrene, and you are forced to do a self-amputation. The event is agonizing, as you must do it with a plastic meal knife. Unfortunately, you cannot stop the bleeding, and you die from bleeding to death and from an induced coma from shock, a very horrible way to go.

I wish for a magic fish that would grant any wish that I would want and it would be presented with a ceremonial waterproof hat, dagger, and an official certificate for its rock home that reads, "I am Bob, and this is my home."

Granted, but you forget to feed it so it dies and you don't get any wishes.

I wish it wasn't raining right now.

Granted, now you have a Blizzard over there.

I wish, people wont come with dumb question like ''Do you rent out Jet-ski's'' while our company only Rents/Sell Yamaha Motorbikes.:damn:

HunterICX

Granted, they now ask if you sell Yamaha Organs.

I wish alpha could be exchanged for beta.

Granted but beta is quickly exchanged for Delta.

I wish I had some more cheese.

Granted, but its that disgusting low fat stuff.

I wish I could think of a wish....seriousy, I can't think of anything!

Granted and your wish is for me to become ultimate ruler of the universe. (Not that I'm a megalomaniac or anything).

I wish I were ultimate ruler of the universe.

Granted, but that's only because your the only person in your universe.

I wish I could afford to buy my own private jet.

Granted , but I'm the pilot so fasten your seatbelt ;)

I wish I knew how the landing would go in the private jet

HunterICX

Granted, Sadly you do know how the landing will go. Same as all the others...:dead:

I wish my universe was bigger.

Granted, you are now the sole ruler of precisely .0000000000001 cubic meters more space than you had.

I wish the motherboard on my spare computer hadn't blown out in the middle of setting up a Starcraft server.

Granted. As you turn it off, it explodes and the entire computer hard drive shatters into a thousand sharp plastic pieces. They shoot into your legs, and you must have the pieces pulled out. Oh, and the doctors aren't willing to give you anthestetic.

I wish I had a whole country under my leadership.

Granted, you are now Robert Mugabe in charge of Zimbabwe.

I wish cars could safely drive by themselves.