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A delivery man is like pot luck if he rings the bell it's a good day for you but if he throws it over the fence and kicks it all the way to your door it's a bad day.
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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
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With more and more TV channels the choice of watching rubbish is greater now.
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He thought his opinions were highly valued until someone offered him a penny for his thoughts, and then demanded change...
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It really shouldn't be considered rude to say to your dentist "I hope I never have to see you again!".
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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
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Sweden's national day today.:salute:
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^ :up:
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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
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Haven't had my daily caffeine fix: I'd give a million dollars for a cup of coffee...
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A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
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Have I ever had amnesia? Not to the best of my recollection...
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Nothing's like having a good night out, getting home to sleep like a log and wake up in the fireplace.
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The voter has one day of power is it worth it after all a nice cold beer sounds better than voting.
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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
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