Cat, qwerty or Flagellum today!?
 

O Lord make it LII then! And tell C. Longinus, up on the hill: "more Hamm's on the sponge-and keep it cold!"! No need for a 'cat' when you've a perfectly good flagellum to handhttp://www.bible-history.com/past/flagrum9.jpg and an old British Bulldog Praetor (Legio IX deserter?) to use it. JEEZE! if he's any good, I'll fire my pricey dominatrix! After mom's passionate:shifty: riding-crop spankings:doh: this's merely a light dusting off IMHO!:hmph: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...640_SY720_.jpg

Appreciate a few days notice so Kim can starve the dogs a little in preparation.

Move over Mr Lodbrok
 

Shades of poor Ragnar! Nothing goes outta style in Northhumbria (Aella's Wolf pit) If Kim will let me borrow a butter knife to hold too, I'll jump in willingly...Armistead must have a few extra half starved rescue curs to round out your wolfhound pack...we'll just baste me in police station bacon fat to give it all 'sabor'...will there be Hamm's in Valhalla?! :woot:Religion ain't the issue-it's all about the beer! And if we could do it at Kornati where they actually filmed(the Vikings) off Croatia.... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../79/Mana_3.jpgEVEN BETTER!:sunny:

We like to fair in the bilge punishments, we'll send him up naked covered in peanut butter...the curs may just lick him for a few hours, may take chunks out....it's fun to watch, no one knows for sure what will happen.....

Butter knife, peanut butter, these hounds aren't all that picky....simply ravenous.

http://s8.postimg.org/hdvswpnmp/animatedwerewolf.gif

he's seen worse down here in the bilge and use to bad breath.

Hey, how bout letting us out for some air, set up an arena like days of yore so we can cheer and boo as needed....? I still have my Ceasar costume from our last aft party.....

You're going to move that stack of rocks over there, --->
And back again.
<---:D

After your regular duties (off duty time) there is nothing like the coal pile to instill a little discipline in a person AND loss of 50% of pay. But only your 50% NOT the 50% that goes to your spouse.

move over Snoopy! er Peanuts
 

No no no! I just gotta go 'blade in hand'; doesn't even have to be a good silver-plate spreader. @ Armistead! "Covered in peanut butter":doh: We must have the same dominatrix-she's fired! or you tried a new sneaky tactic last night on your menaged out 'king size' bed...well at least something was king sized!!:k_confused: "Gentleman" my foot! you been wearing yourself out with my goat-cheese nanny again! Ol' George Washington Carver would be proud of an ol Southern boy like you being so imaginative at that: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._specimen.jpeg <peanuts) In "them ol' peanut fields back home'" at least you can keep time to your favorite Civil War marching tune "Eating Goober Peas" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOxw6vbDyo by way of explanation to the rest of the planet
:har: We'll give Wolfertz+ the whole peanut leftovers !!! @ Jimbuna; did you notice the guy with the flagella a few posts (#924) back-the resemblance is amazing-hence the post title! You can do extra work-bring your own qwerty- you should be paid for what you do? You look damn good in a lorica with a pugio on your hip!!!:O:

well, if we cover you in peanut butter and roll you in cracker crumbs you might have a fighting chance. Really, what's the fun of sending you to the curs KNOWING you're gonna die. The known outcome takes away the suspense...

The fact knowing you might not die, will only make it more entertaining when you do......

If you live through it, like in the movies, you Aktung Maximus can scream to us...."Are you not entertained".....as we watch the dogs hump you like rabbits.......

Hopefully and rather, I will be looking to the biggest cur as we eye each other and he grips you by the throat and looks to me for the thumb signal....

:down:

for your treachery to the Bilge....


haha, as for the king size, you're in the wrong forum if you want to know that ending...

A bilgerat emeritus! 'A before E' when in Rome BBY
 

Sorry! my interest is waaaay down:down::huh: "Caesar: "Every woman's husband and every man's wife". Thus is Julius Caesar characterized by Curio, according to Suetonius.
Julius Caesar was a man of great intensity. He openly enjoyed the "company" of both men and women and there were many scandals to go with this. He never hesitated to "borrow" other noblemen's wives and also "lend" his own wife Pompeia. (The NAG?) He was notorious for this and a typical ditty of the time, after his triumph in Gaul, says:
"Look to your wives, ye citizens, a lecher bald we bring,
In Gaul adultery cost thee gold, here 'tis but borrowing." After what you did to my poor cheese goat...:wah:.
http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/images..._10.210.78.jpgyou stick with the toga:yep: I'm in my 'fishy murmillo' getup! for the slower movin' guys:D FYI: this is the anniversary of the inauguration of the Julian Calender! 46BC! we may not all be on the same wave length; but we're on the same day.....:timeout:

Armistead,
 

You must stop tipping Aktung over.
Every time you do that, it takes days to clean up the mess after it's deciphered.:-?

Are you say'n I don't have the ability to fill the toga of Julius? I enjoy the company of both men and women, just I don't company men openly, only aft parties in the ....aft.....Being stuck in the Bilge, one does what he must. I have no problem borrowing or lending,....my credit score is above average, but I only lend to trusted friends.....and you have proved you are not..

et tu Bruté?
 

WTH.......:huh:

His eyes wide open.:up:

Now assist me in cleaning up what spilled out of his concussion.
Grab that air hose and set the compressor on LUDICROUS.

It's the only way to get all of the cottage cheese outta here.:yep:

Wouldja look at dat? I passed the 5k point, ten posts back. I wasn't watching the mile markers.

Fellas, fellas, I've got news concerning our New Year gig at the Foggy Valley Home for the Perpetually Bewildered, Podunk, Alabama. The gig is off. Apparently one of the inmates, ahem, patients had the clever idea of wiring a klaxon into the microwave so the hard of hearing could hear when dinner was done. (vid here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aAnKhbhCw ) Unfortunately on the 3rd use the whole thing went boom and burned the home to the ground. There were no casualties, what with there only being 7 patients and 3 staff, so all were evacuated safely.

The good news is they had already paid for their tickets (repeatedly) to we are $5,000 in the kitty and have got away scot-free!:rock:

Would you be interested in finding another gig, or should we just keep the band for our own entertainment?

Replenish our spirits poste haste.

Everyone sit Injun style with the back of your hands on your knees. Middle fingers pressed to your thumbs and chant with me....
Rummmmmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuQ...7C7007&index=4

I say we pay off the loan on the rooster with it.. .

Get another gig if you can with the band, we've got to make money somehow with a lack of new members to video during confession....We don't do the band, it's back to our stripper act at the gay nursing home....

I've made a few enquiries, there is potential for a birthday bash we could play at. It's at 'Putting Bob's Golfing Emporium', next door to Crappy Jacks Bait and Tackle, Okeechobee, Florida. Their chief saleswoman, Glynness is having her 93rd birthday and they would like us to play. I've negotiated a $200 fee for us, plus a helping of birthday cake each. What do you think?