Because there's love and there's "love", and lingerie only counts toward one.

Why can there only be one?

Because two is too many.

Why on earth did they build Windsor Castle on the flight path of Heathrow?

To impress all tourists (who didn't come by boat).

Why is there water in the sea?

Fish could hardly live in sand.

Is this where Sharon and Ozzie actually live?

I don't know about Sharon, but Ozzie does so.

I saw a documentary about Hawkwind recently.
Do you know them?

I actually manage them.

Beat that.

Nah, you wouldn't be so proud about managing them if you actually new them.

How about that :know:

How about who?

Is Wales closed during the winter?

Should be. Not really, as with all the usual places Wales is a fantastic place, like France, like Slovenia, like South Shields. It's the people that let it down.*

How many people have I offended?






*sorry Sammi79, just kidding.

Not nearly enough. Be more aggressive!

Will Jim give me grief for that?

More than likely

Can you name the 7 Dwarfs from Snow White

Blick, Flick, Glick, Plick, Quee, Snick, Whick. You didn't specify the Disney version.

Can you name the seven Mercury astronauts?

Nope. :nope:

Do I really need to?

No, but it would have been nice if you had tried.

Why does he not care?

It was before I was born, I could Google/Wiki them if you like.

Should I leave the office now, to try and beat the railway crossing closing or wait another 10 mins to ensure I'm after it's raised again?



PS - I know it's Alan Sheperd and John Glenn, but I don't have a clue on the others.

Take the time and time it if you can.

How many times do I have to be told?

Oh dear. I've lost count. :O:

Is this why we can't have nice things?

Edit: Alan Shepard, John Glenn, Virgil "Gus" Grissom, three other guys, and the guy Dennis Quaid played. However I will trade you all of them for Sam Shepard as Chuck Yeager, because of reasons.

Nice things come to those who are nice.

Are you 'an eye for an eye' or a 'turn the other cheek' kind of person?

Depends. Mess with me and I'm more likely to turn the other cheek. Mess with somebody I care about or who is otherwise defenseless and then it's more likely to be on like Donkey Kong. :O:

Edit: oh wait, wasn't I supposed to ask another question?

You just did.

Will we ever make it out of here?