Since we're talking about ammo, is there no fear, when they are in a box, that a bullet tip may hit the primer and fire it ?? :hmmm:

I guess war and ammo used therein may also have an impact on your health. Should be printed on every bullet then.
And one atom bomb an ruin your whole day. :03:

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Don't you mean a I.O.U:hmmm:

The days where 9 of 10 doctors recommended Trinity are over, thank goodness.

Another and completely unrelated thing is: Our job centers are undermanned and can't cope with the streams of unemployed people coming there. How about putting 2 and 2 together?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

The best advice I was ever given was on the back of a box of matches. It said "Keep dry and away from children".

You can only truly enjoy retirement if you have lots of money and good health. So for me I have nothing to look forward to.

The times your car will be stratched, bumped, hail battered or simply be in the wrong place at the wrong time is inveresly proportional to how much you actually care about your car.

My friend has a Honda Civic, every centimeter repaired into mint condition with upgraded engine, exhaust and suspension, gets hit by something every month.
My mother has a new KIA Sportage, 2 hail storms destroyed the roof and a strong wind once ripped the door off.
I have a French rustbucket that I don't even bother cleaning. Not one scratch since I bought it in January and for those that know how I drive that's a bloody miracle.

One does not realise how many muslims one has as his Facebook friends until Bajram arrives

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

A body at rest remains at rest unless he's kicked out of his bed by his parents.

Reece is bonkers

...and he speaks so highly of you...




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