Yep couldnt really give a toss who wins tonight now :nope:

Real :cool:

I did say :smug:

So Malcolm Glazer has died having never set foot in Old Trafford, just like most United fans then.

I'm simply surprided he actually apologised :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27633347

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27629474

With the striking options Liverpool already have I'm surprised they are offering £4 million for a 32 year-old.

Teddy Sheringham turns up on his first day as West Ham's attacking coach...

Teddy; Right Sam, where do you want me to start?

Allardyce; Firstly, I want you to give the bogs a good scrub.

Teddy; What!?

Allardyce; Haha. I'm only joking. Basically you're here to get our strikers scoring..

Teddy; Does the toilet cleaning come with a brush?

@TarJak, dfurther to this afternoons discussion on Sky regarding Teddy.

Fat Sam is about to offer Jack Colback somewhere in the region of a £44K per week pay rise to secure his signature :o

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...land-exit.html

Manchester United have decided to use the team bus to get to their away European games this coming season.

A spokesman said, "Well Swansea's only a short ride to Bristol, and then a jog up the M4."

More money than brains:/\\!!

Latest rumour (from a friend who was at his wedding last week) is that he is seriously considering signing for the TOON :doh:

He signed today :smug:

Louis Van Gaal has stated that from August he will send every Manchester United player to Weight Watchers.

That way he can guarantee to accumulate points every week.

Mackems have a good signing in getting former Manchester City goalkeeper Costel Pantilimon on a free transfer.

Liverpool are looking good value for money for next season.

The link-up play between Suarez and Gerrard tonight was unreal!