granted, but you catch a deadly tropical disease that modern science has not yet found a cure for and die a slow and agonising death.

I wish I'd got more presents off my kids today for Fathers Day (UK)

Granted, You get nicely a packed bomb

I wish yesterday was tomorrow

Granted, Yesterday is Tommorrow.
And thanks to this temperal paradox the universe implodes into nothingness.


I wish I hadn't imploded the universe with Raptor's wish.

Granted, but due to the transperambulation of pseudocosmic antimatter involved with unimploding the universe, time starts running backwards.

I wish I knew what that sci-fi technobabble I typed previously meant.

Granted, but now your vastly bigger brain bursts out of your skull and onto your back deck where it is eaten by the neighbor's pit bull.

I wish I had a hot tub.

Granted, but one day the tub gets too hot and your body loses so much water that you faint nearly instantly. You fall down face first into the tub and drown.

I wish that I could become Cthulhu.




We have just passed the Subsim Bios sticky thread by 2 posts!:rock:

Granted, you are now fictional and anything you say or write can be disregarded.

I wish it was warmer so I could sit on my patio drinking beer this weekend.

Granted, on a Sunday, temperatures hit a all time high and the sun's heat is concentrated on your patio... evaporating you and your beer!

I wish we could go to a simpler time...

Granted, Welcome to the Dark Ages

http://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/upl...off-794357.jpg


I wish I hadn't just sent us all to the Dark Ages...

Granted, we are now back in the future:
http://darkmotion.com/wp-content/upl...1/futurama.jpg

I wish the future was 3d rather than 2d and cartoonish.

Granted, but you die of old age waiting for it to arrive.

I wish my fridge contained limitless quantities of beer.

Granted, But the fridge, the house and the world collapse under the limitless weight

I wish I had some clear color pictures of the Battle of Jutland (Could really use them at the moment)

Granted, but they turn out to be elaborate hoaxes, much like the Cockburn-Lange affair.

I wish I could destroy a person by just looking at them and snapping my fingers.

Granted, but you don't realise your looking at a mirror and you inadvertently destroy yourself.

I wish you made sense when you post.

Granted. I make sense, but you don't.

I wish you made sense when you post.

Granted, but because of my sense in posting in SUBSIM, I convinced a most of the moderators on why they should keelhaul you out of the forum!

I wish I had the most advanced, most powerful gaming computer on the planet!

Granted, But it's so advanced and powerful, it cannot run good ol' SH3/4 anymore

I wish I could rain fire and death from the sky at will

Granted, but you only end up destroying the very same planet you live on.

I wish I could remember what I was going to type next.

Granted: But you got to remember to take the BLUE pill and not the red one ;)

I wish that bloody wasp never stung me last night :cry:

Granted, THAT Wasp didn't sting you, Instead, THIS one did

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...%28CV-7%29.jpg

I wish I hadn't just gruesomely murdered Kratos