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Armistead 11-25-14 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2264092)
Armistead,
Did your current flame eat a Hooters girl to get that top?:timeout:
I hope that the old urban myth about big girls knowing how to cook is true.
That one appears to have eating down to a science.

Methinks lead would make for better ballast. Cooking is to be determined. At least we'll have extra room for rum by getting rid of all the lard in the larder.
Oh, good news, your request for a reinforced bunk has been approved.:up:
Yea, but we have to carry lead, this is ballast on foot....

Thanks for the bunk, I gave my old one to Fire and have been using yours while you've been meditating in the head...If you ever come out, I've already flipped the mattress twice.....

Wolferz 11-25-14 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2264112)
Yea, but we have to carry lead, this is ballast on foot....

Thanks for the bunk, I gave my old one to Fire and have been using yours while you've been meditating in the head...If you ever come out, I've already flipped the mattress twice.....
I know that enuresis is a heart breaking condition. You have our deepest sympathies and understanding. Perhaps you'll grow out of it one of these days.
I'm sure the FNG in charge of laundry will celebrate that day.
Please be sure to send that mattress out for steam cleaning. I'm almost done with my meditations.:D

Armistead 11-25-14 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2264125)
I know that enuresis is a heart breaking condition. You have our deepest sympathies and understanding. Perhaps you'll grow out of it one of these days.
I'm sure the FNG in charge of laundry will celebrate that day.
Please be sure to send that mattress out for steam cleaning. I'm almost done with my meditations.:D
We, the crew and I, are very excited to hear what great words of wisdom you have to share with us months after your spiritual hiatus in the head...I really didn't understand this, but now I see, it was to prepare us for our upcoming patrol.....

We await your amazing new founded words of wisdom....

Oh, I got rid of your bunk and made us bunkbeds so we can share your office. Do I get the bottom or top.....?

fireftr18 11-25-14 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2264036)
Shame on me for not extolling the privilege of your company?

:doh::rotfl2::har::haha:

Getting the strange feeling of Deja Vu here. All of us who have stood behind you all these years are very thankful to the inventors of clothes pins and nose plugs.:up:

10,000 posts is a worthy achievement but, it only shows a proclivity for quantity over quality.:woot:

Don't worry Armistead ol' buddy, ol' pal o' mine. Your rise in rank may be closer than you like. Though I fail to see how you could get much ranker.
I digress.
Not to make this about me but, I don't know how much longer I'll be shuffling this mortal coil before I shuffle it off. I've been living on borrowed time for quite awhile now.

If only the doctor could figure out the problem...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...25_Snot250.jpg

It' snot funny.
PS:
I think Donna made your morning coffee with my neti pot. It's oddly missing from my quarters.
A couple Kentucky boys have a comment on that picture. One of them a retired firefighter (not me).
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...68F12A17D1D018

Armistead 11-25-14 11:01 PM
I have a request for membership. Being on the board and several committee positions, per the rules, I can't nominate non members to be members, so if anyone knows this person and thinks he would fit in the bilge, please feel free to nominate him.

Who will nominate Buddahaid?

Once nominated, you will go through the process of membership and be considered an honorary member on probation for 90 days. If you complete the required rituals and follow our rules, you will receive full membership after approval. I have to admit, I do look forward to the day we stand before each other and give the secret handshake...:D

Aktungbby 11-26-14 12:00 AM
I nominate Buddahaid!:salute:

Armistead 11-26-14 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2264191)
I nominate Buddahaid!:salute:

Thank YOU! Really proud, you, our newest full:) member will help him fit in with the guys......

You are now his sponsor, so I expect you to start guiding him gently through the process. I suggest a quick confession with Tango to get him started out with the right foot....


{Tango, maybe up the webcast price for the noob to $1.99, they seem to register more hits...Sorry Aktung, but least know you were our top seller in history}

Armistead 11-26-14 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2264036)
I've been living on borrowed time for quite awhile now.

If only the doctor could figure out the problem...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...25_Snot250.jpg
I sure hope you have a cold and we haven't reached a level of perversion in the head I'm suspecting....

Wolferz 11-26-14 01:18 AM
A couple Kentucky boys have a comment on that picture. One of them a retired firefighter (not me).
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...68F12A17D1D018

:up::up:
Those old boys could easily be my relatives.:yep:

Armistead 11-26-14 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2264196)
A couple Kentucky boys have a comment on that picture. One of them a retired firefighter (not me).
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...68F12A17D1D018

:up::up:
Those old boys could easily be my relatives.:yep:
Such entertainment is common round these here parts....

Buddahaid 11-26-14 09:30 AM
Dead link for me.

Armistead 11-26-14 09:32 AM
Yea, last one is dead, you have to use the one in the previous picture..

Welcome to the BILGE......

Armistead 11-26-14 09:40 AM
Wolferz, I have found us the perfect boat for sale. I think if we extend the use of our webcast to cover the entire bilge and raise our prices, we could do it, but we need to think out of the box...

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/boa/4774822938.html

Aktungbby 11-26-14 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2264267)
Wolferz, I have found us the perfect boat for sale. I think if we extend the use of our webcast to cover the entire bilge and raise our prices, we could do it, but we need to think out of the box...

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/boa/4774822938.html
http://images.craigslist.org/00b0b_i...N8_600x450.jpgYipes! she literally motored past me a month ago headed up the Sacramento River as I cruised San Pablo Bay (Northmost part of San Francisco BAY) off the mouth of the Napa River. Just keeping up my skills in case we ever unmoor and go somewhere. The $50 k is a bit of a warning-she a tired ol tub but the ferro-cement hull is low maintenance:up: "Engine is GM diesel (needs to be replaced, as does rudder.) served rigging to replicate the original style. Needs some new ratlines and lanyards, and some general renewal." :hmmm:

Armistead 11-26-14 11:37 AM
I think it a worthwhile endeavor. We could carry flags of numerous nations and be what we have to be when we need to be..:hmmm: Think of all the cool pirate theme parties we could have....


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