|
^ So does my wife
< Wondering what's she after next v Needs a wife |
^ Is mistaken. Not polygamist.
< Buying for one is enough. v Diamonds work every time. :-j |
^ Diamonds are forever
< Much prefer gold v Knows a good jeweller |
^ Has golden opportunity.
< Thinks this is getting rich. v Good to the missus |
^ Yours rather than mine I hope
< Hope she doesn't read this v Bless em all |
^ Playboy pretender.
< Keeps her in the dark. v Charmin' fella. :yep: |
^ Of course I am
< Who to turn the charm on next v Probably a right charmer |
^ Modesty knows no bounds.
< Charm is middle name. :03: v Should be politician. |
^ political lackey
< apolitical v creeping quietly along the bottom |
^ Simply until I sober up
< Happy with new aircraft arrivals today v A flight of fancy perhaps |
^ happy little camper
< don't take much to make happy V you seem happy |
^ Happy as a pig in crap
< I smell 'iffy' v Must clean oneself more often perhaps |
^ needs a bath
< could use one too V bet you reek too |
^ wondered what that smell was :doh:
< just had a shower and is all clean V only has a bath once a year, whether they need one or not |
^ Good sense of direction.
< Saving water. Friend of the earth. v Sings in shower. :rock: |
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