Granted, the effects of the rum are gone but now you remember what you did with that funny looking man who called you "handsome".

I wish I would never get any CTD anymore, ever.

Granted, you find out it was only a type-o and the medical note has an "S" instead of a "C".

I wish I didn't look at Krato's last post, now I'm metally scarred:dead: and my eyes hurt.:dead:

Granted, you were actually looking at this http://www.smileygenerator.us/commun...s/stripshy.gif

I wish I hadn't been busier earlier because I'd have really enjoyed responding to the previous posts by you and kratos http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4726/hirsch07pr7.gif http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1668/kiltie1jm9.gif http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4918/55138pv2.gif

Granted, but now I'm really freekin' confused.

I wish i would have nice weather for my weakend.:roll:

Granted, but as the weekend starts to be over, this comes waaay to late. Better luck next time!

I wish my vodka bottle would never go dry. :hmm:

Granted, but you eventually drink so much that it kills you from liver failure.

I wish that every day of my life was a Friday and then a Saturday.

Granted but it'd just be like Groundhog Day and I married the beautiful girl before you.

I wish next month would come last year.

Granted, but a time paradox fluctuates the space-time barrier and reality literally rips into a hundred thousand million billion trillion billion trillion pieces.

I wish I could murder one person without being caught.

Granted, but despite not being caught you are wracked with guilt and commit suicide.

I wish this and the previous post were not so morbid.

Granted, everybody falls into fits of laughter and raptures.

I wish kratos would replenish my empty bottle.

Granted, Kratos took a wee in on of the bottles and you not knowing that, grabbed the bottle, poured kratos wee down your throat and made a sound of satisfaction when it was empty ''Aaaaahh'', and just after that , kratos sais ''Oi...I took a piss in that''

I wish the painter will do the job nicely on the shop exterior I work in.

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Granted, but he has painted lifesize pink elephants on every wall. The shop owner sacks you because you were supposed to be overseeing the work.

I wish wishes were real.

Granted, unfortunately it was the one about Kratos replenishing your bottle that came true.

I wish I had a fish.

Granted.http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...fishcaught.gifBut you forget to take the hook out, before you barbee the bugger and the hook gets stuck in your gullet.


I wish i had a bigger fish?

Granted, but you don't have a frying pan big enough to cook it in.

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I wish paint came out of the pot dry.