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State of confusion...
I think somebody might be confused or severely myopic.:doh:
If the cow in question only has one teat... Holy Crap! It's a BULL! :timeout: Looks like I'm not having Corn Flakes for breakfast.:hmmm: |
Nuthin good goes outta style
WELL as our fearless leader you must occasionally 'take the bull by the horns'! And be seen doing IT! :stare: No outright 'COW-r-dice is permitted in the Bilge- beyond occasional 'timely shirking' of duty like some Italian cruise-ship capitano!:oops: Your choice: new style- ca. 2006>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...px-Sauteur.JPGor old style ca.-1600 BC>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ll-leaping.jpgWho knows? the BILGE might revive a 'national pastime'-A whole 'lotta BULL...leaping:-?
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It's a sight to behold...
Six maids a milking...
a bull.:huh: |
Aced out by corporate Hollywood moguls
This just in: It seems our little 'drubbing Fatboy scheme' has prompted Sony to stiffen its wimpy First Amendment resolve and release their movie... against our-The BILGERATS- obtaining movie rights to 'Shark Fin Soup'(working title.):O: Dennis Rodman who actually believes in 'freedom of everything' collects royalties on every mask, is a screen guild member; and would gleefully have played himself, like John Malkovitch in Being John Malkovitch and to just keep up with his former BULLS teammate, Michael Jordan in Space JAM opposite all the cartoon characters! Naturally, Revered Fatboy would have been a computer generated character as well, to save production co$t$-essentially he's real life cartoon character anyway. Just the dinero for the idea copywrite would have bulged the Bilges' coffers considerably! DAMN! :Kaleun_Crying:
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The premise for the Sony film in question is, well, absurd.
I mean, who would spend money to fly half way around the world to interview a cabbage patch kid?:hmmm: I think I figured out why Rodman likes to visit... They pay him in gold bars so they can boast: "We have long yang in Pyongyang and we love you long time" Ho John! |
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For walnuts in the shell, I've got my fist.:D
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I'd input a joke here to start a new disscusion, bu I might offend a couple groups.
Not that I mind, but I like my SubSim account. (And no. It has nothing to do wth sex or porn. Sorry Wolf.) |
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No sex or pron?:wah: That's okay, I can get that on my own and don't need it here. It might upset the Google prudes.:o Now, we really want to hear about you- and your friend- and the cow. If it's all true, I want to party with you guys! Please include pictures. |
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You need to ask? Go back to school child.
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Alright then. I warned you.
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Oh, and Merry Christmas. I got 'Get Out Of Old Folks' Home Free' cards for our officers, and bourbon, whiskey, vodka, beer, scotch, sake, and habu-sake for the rest. First come, first serve.
Oh, wine for Donna. No clue what she prefers. Women. :o |
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