Alcoholic: Cinzano rosso
Non-alcoholic: Orange and Mango Mineral water

Yours?

Alcoholic John Smiths bitter
None alcoholic Milk or tea


Do you play the lottery?

Irish Wed and Sat, National Sat.

Are you trying to provoke me?

No

Why would I want to do that?

That's what they all say...apart from the innocent.

You thought I was talking to you didn't you?

No I didn't (you were writing).


Are you disappointed now?

I certainly am. I always thought better of Jim.

Wait...

Is the lottery legal where he lives?

It had better be...I'm hoping to win it next week.

Ever seen a class act?

Nope.

The truth will sooner or later always be revealed.
Do you agree on that?

Most definitely.

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

That is a good question and one I have no answer for. Nor have I ever wondered why. :O:

Any thing good in the freezer?

A few legs of lamb, a few beef joints and an assortment of frozen meals.

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

When no date stamp can be found, no one will believe that there is fresh water in that bottle. Hence that bottle of water will not likely be sold.

Sound logic doesn't it?

Not really.

Why is it so?

Because Cpt. Picard make it!

Why, but why my pipe keeps going off?

Because it's a funnel and not a tunnel.

Do you comprende ?

I think.

Why did Jimbuna close the 'The Last One To Post Wins' thread? :/\\!!

Because he wanted to be the last one to post and win!:D

Compreendido?

Yes, I do understand. What I don't understand is what language that was supposed to be.

What's so great about the Great Wall?

Try crossing it in its heyday and see. The trenches and garrisons were just as bad as the wall.

By todays standards it is a joke, but back then...

Why is it quitting smoking is so hard? (!):wah: