Shame on you! Sorry for the brief uttered thank you, but I'm working on a complete speech and will release it when completed...

Aktung, you forgot the RUM!:shifty:

I strongly object to my Confessions being broadcast boat-wide, due to reasons of privacy, prevention of embarrassment and general decency.

Armistead, I finally got recognized in the Bilge for something. You call me a p.i.t.a? That is okay with me.....Call me anything you want, but don't call me late for supper.

Happy Anniversary
 

Dear Armistead,

Here is a nice anniversary cake to celebrate your 100th post. As usual, I can't open your picture-links up here, so I'll have to remain as ignorant of your lusty good-looks as I am of Kim Kardashian's (whoever she is)

http://i.imgur.com/5v2Puat.png?1


PS/ don't let Tango have any: he's been trying to get me in trouble...

Yours, E

On the contrary, I'm of far more use on the outside keeping those nasty moderators who would have the bilge thread closed down at bay.

For my continued support you need merely send me $10,000 dollars in used notes contained within a plain brown unmarked packet via my PM box :smug:

Well, you've always been supportive of the rats. We would love your continued support, but we lack the funds right now. I checked the coffee can and we're down to $2.45.

I will check with Wolferz and see if we can come up with some ideas to make some money to get you paid. Maybe we'll do another car wash or another bilge pie sale.. Until then, please feel free to use our confession booth....and partake of free meals in the galley...

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/t...i_car_wash.jpg

{If Jim comes into the confession booth, please take pictures and record the session....we may need this info later}

Best laugh of the day so far :har:

Rgr that, confession cam is a go-situation.

Roger that, just don't stream it live on our .99 per minute webcast....just hang on to it....meaning, the tape..

Campaign in the arse again?
 

Shame on me for not extolling the privilege of your company?

:doh::rotfl2::har::haha:

Getting the strange feeling of Deja Vu here. All of us who have stood behind you all these years are very thankful to the inventors of clothes pins and nose plugs.:up:

10,000 posts is a worthy achievement but, it only shows a proclivity for quantity over quality.:woot:

Don't worry Armistead ol' buddy, ol' pal o' mine. Your rise in rank may be closer than you like. Though I fail to see how you could get much ranker.
I digress.
Not to make this about me but, I don't know how much longer I'll be shuffling this mortal coil before I shuffle it off. I've been living on borrowed time for quite awhile now.

If only the doctor could figure out the problem...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...25_Snot250.jpg

It' snot funny.
PS:
I think Donna made your morning coffee with my neti pot. It's oddly missing from my quarters.

Well' we'll miss you but not for some considerable time I trust, o' my Kapitän! I've already got a replacement for Donna who is absent- without-leave- she's witty, charming, can pole-dance on the sub's plumbing and in crash dives, can really bring the bow down in a hurry as she dashes to the forward torpedo room to assist Armistead with the string pulling on the spar torp...at least she'll keep the sequence right!:huh:-don't let Kranz see this... he'll become fixated on her beauty...best to avoid her 'mortal coil' though -she's a killer and she's got better tattoos than Jimbuna! BRUNHILDA https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...bba48c7218.jpg

You dumbass, that's Swamp back a few years ago when we picked him up in Norfolk and got him to sign up.

I would know those inner thighs anywhere....

I'm a little groggy! BUTT will set the Record Staight!
 

Well we'll make that right!https://www.pussers.com/Images/rum/pussers-pennant.jpg Beware if Armistead comes to confession and tries to mix aft-o'glide into the grog...your chainmail celice and hairshirt will only hold up for so long; the camera is for your protection:O:
For what it's worth, grog was invented by ADM Vernon(Old Grog)"be every day mixed with the proportion of a quart of water to a half pint of rum, to be mixed in a scuttled butt kept for that purpose, and to be done upon the deck, and in the presence of the Lieutenant of the Watch who is to take particular care to see that the men are not defrauded in having their full allowance of rum... and let those that are good husband men receive extra lime juice and sugar that it be made more palatable to them." https://www.pussers.com/Images/rum/admiral-vernon.jpg
THIS has had a serious side effect to history: George Washington's older brother, Larry, had served under the Admiral (minion?) and named the estate-Mount Vernon-a smart move, as the Brits did not burn it along with the White House in the War of 1812,:up: and that's some serious scuttlebutt> so in gratitude to our Brit bilge brethrenhttps://www.pussers.com/Images/rum/grog-tub.jpg <a serious scuttlebutt:up:

Armistead,
Did your current flame eat a Hooters girl to get that top?:timeout:
I hope that the old urban myth about big girls knowing how to cook is true.
That one appears to have eating down to a science.

Methinks lead would make for better ballast. Cooking is to be determined. At least we'll have extra room for rum by getting rid of all the lard in the larder.
Oh, good news, your request for a reinforced bunk has been approved.:up: