granted, but its soon covered up again... and everyone is stupid enough to accept it.

I wish people were smarter.

People are smarter - I am a genius in fact...you on the other hand have been reclassified as a nerd and everyone knows that nerds are not people, therefore you remain dumb.

I wish I typed faster...

Granted, you can now type so fst that your fingertips drop off with the heat and friction.

I wish your keyboard was made of flame resistant materials.

Granted, but the material it is made out of, increases global warming by 200%. Causing hordes of enviroMENTAL Communists to smash down your front door.

I wish that NealT gets help from the enviroMENTAL Communists Anti-Christ (aka Jeremy Clarkson).

Granted, but with the enviroMENTAL Communists gone, the liberal revolutions get him instead

I wish the liberal revolutions had kept on going after 1848

Granted, but only in never never land.

I wish simplicity was more complex.

Granted, simplicity is more complex but only to the simpletons of the world, of which you are the President and CEO...but since you are such a simpleton, you do not understand the complexities that go with that position, nor what it means.

I wish the complications were not so gravitational.

granted, the consequences are UN gravitational, and therefore remain a collection of results, which eventually disappear into the void of space.

I wish I could see into the 4th dimension

granted, but you find its, realy realy boreing....

I wish time was on my side.

Granted, but it betrays you and stabs you in the back during the most critical point

I wish a point weighed 37.63 kilograms and had the inherent properties of a depleted uranium rubber duck

Granted: When your rubber duck bursts in your bath ..you will get the point:O:

I wish i knew how the female mind works?

Granted, you do...but it confuses you so much that you fall into a state of deep restlessness and go insane because you are so disturbed...never to speak again.

I wish it were easier to find what I was looking for.

granted, and then you get board to death afterwords though.

I wish i was a traveler of time and space.

Granted, you get to travel forward into the future one day at a time whilst walking though a shop called Space.

I wish carbon dating included kissing and touching.

Well atleast im the first to travel time...:yep: