Well reasonably, tho the lottery win is still evading me and I'm still a million pounds short of being a millionaire. On the other hand I have four fingers and a thumb :yep:

In this lottery you can only come second.

No prize for second :D

:arrgh!:

In the end there will be only one.

One what........... Hour, minute,weekend, pint (oh god no please don't say only one pint *sniff* ) , only one train to clarksville?? One what for god sake man ????

Me :smug:

Dressed like that I should bloody hope so

https://bizzam.files.wordpress.com/2...highlander.jpg

Oh really?

http://i.imgur.com/Ja4UTbi.jpg "Regrettably, Frau Hitler, I haff examined your boy and there is indeed only one there..."

http://i.imgur.com/QMxppHI.jpg "I'll see your melonhead and raise you a pumpkin..."

Remember when you fart, to "cut the tail off"

Whoosh your hand past the point of exit, otherwise forensic fart investigators will trace that rotten egg and and corn odor back to your posterior.

Keeping a straight face as you watch everyone else catch the smell helps too. (something I always fail at)

:rotfl2: