Mastermind, University Challenge is up there but the questions are a lot harder. Funny ones also make my list like QI, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week.

Do you watch any soap operas? Which?

I didn't know soap could sing...

Is that all there is?...

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I'm afraid so.

Will you ever forgive?

I've forgiven and forgotten.

What's the hurry?

The last bus is due any minute.

Where did it all go wrong?

When you stole the tires off of my car!

Why do you say Goodbye when I say Hello?

Because I say stop and you say go.

Will the mother ship ever come back for me?

Only if you call out "Mommy!?!"...

How can I miss you if you won't leave?...

<O>

By not paying attention I guess.
Were you paying attention or not?

No. I was stoned and I missed it.

Will Heironymous Merkin ever forget Mercy Humppe and find true happiness?

No in this lifetime...

What's eating Gilbert Grape?...

<O>

No idea.

How many keys on your keyring?

5

How many times have you lost your keys while heading out to work/School and went completely nuts starting to look in the most impossible of places?

HunterICX

Never. I'm very careful with my keys and always put them in the same place. Same with phone. Other members of the family are constantly looking for those two items.

What SubSim member is 34 years old today?

My friend Golden Rivet

Do you reckon he's currently drunk or sober?