Granted: Then you realise the huge mug that the missus made your coffee in, came from under the bed. ;)

I wish I could decide what wide screen monitor to buy?

Granted, you have decided to purchase mine, so now I can purchase an even bigger one.

I wish I could decide how much to overcharge you by.

Granted, Kratos purchases your old monitor at a substantial markup but this leads to a "snowball" effect that causes prices in the computer market to skyrocket across the board, thus causing your new monitor's price to offset your profit to the degree that you can only afford one smaller than what you just sold!

I wish this "coffee mug" my wife obtained from under the bed didn't make this cup o' joe taste so funky.

Granted, now it tastes like p*ss.

I wish my wife could make a curry like I do.

Granted: but when you give her the phone number for the local takeaway, your secrets out ;)

I wish I could think of a wish? :lol:

Granted, but the wish you thought of was so disgusting it can't be repeated here.

I wish I didn't have to go to my next meeting.

Granted! but the doctor does make house calls.
I wish I could figure out why SH4 looses so much fuel while out on patrol.:roll:

Granted, you find out that Rocky Mcbee is tearing up the fueltanks, and he will be court martialed for it.

I wish it was tommorow already...

Granted, but if it was already tommorow means you have a day less to live and you would have to repeat todays routine all over again.

I wish I had found something better to write...

Granted, but because you plagiarised it you are now being sued for breach of copyright.

I wish Kratos would lend me a fiver.

Granted:be careful where you spend it though ;)
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d.../beanfiver.jpg

I wish i had a load of real fivers?

granted but you find they are counterfeits

I wish I could go on a F-111 Albatross/Electricfox :lol:

Granted, but can you get off again.

I wish I could get the number plate of my choice for my new car.

Granted: i would let you have mine,but seeing you tried to rip me off with the monitor,;) I'll put it on ebay and the other gwx enthusiasts will put the price up.;)

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...platescopy.jpg


I wish i never upset the missus this morning?

Granted, you upset her last night instead.

I wish your missus would stop phoning me when she is upset.