Nobby says:
 

http://i.imgur.com/SMfOe79.jpg?1

"Downhill: it's the only direction I travel now..."

Was expecting some rocket or space shuttle take-off!

http://goo.gl/PLX38G

Life is wasted on the living.

http://i.imgur.com/nLmLv8Z.jpg

"Ain't that the truth..."

Oh my God !!!! Run for the hills, it's Wolfenstein :doh:

Now that's quite enough of that Jim, children may be watching :03: Scared the begeezus out of Mrs Fube too :har:

Show her this one just moments before she retires to bed.

http://i.imgur.com/3H2kY8D.gif

Should get you an extra cuddle :03:

What if she repliy -"Come here you little cutie, lets play dentist, you have some bad teeth"

Markus

Then Fubar is in deep doo doo :smug:

I just farted. :yeah:

TAX that one Toff Boy. :har:

Don't worry chaps, seem to spend most my time there lately, it's actually quite a freindly place once you get to know it :up:

Remember a short English humor show..

People are sitting in the waiting room and a patient is in the dentist chair and some workers are also in that room..

Now and the these waiting people here sound of a huge drill and scream from that room

Remember the end scene where these two workers are carrying their ladder with paint and a white sheet with some red colour on.. the way they had arrange it, it looked like a person laying on the ladder...

The people in the waiting rom rushed to the door...

Markus

http://i.imgur.com/Mx5OB78.jpg

That up there sounds like it might've been a Benny Hill sketch.