Granted but honestly a bottle of Leffe isn't that great. :lol:

I wish I had a case of Grange Hermitage from each vintage since 1951.

Granted, you have all the cases since 1951, they're made of a pretty wood and are nice to look at. They're all empty of bottles though, you didn't wish for those.

I wish laptop batteries would last 12 hours without recharge.

Granted but they explode in your lap at the end of that time pouring molten plastic and silicon all over your legs.

I wish I'd wished for cases with full bottles of Grange.

Granted: but that means you'll have to spend quite a few of them big white five pound notes you got stashed away ;)

I wish i understood the meaning of life ?

Granted, but you accidently set the subtitles on Chinese and you lost the remote.

I wish I could learn Korean as fast as I learned Russian.

Granted, but you mix the languages up, and when you try to use them, you make no sense.

I wish.....my cactus wasn't so old...

Granted, but being younger means it's only a fraction of it's former size.

I wish pain didn't hurt.

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifSo the next time you go in your pocket to buy a round of drinks ..(IT WONT HURT) ;)

I wish ..these bloody grandkids would go home?

Granted! ..but 10 minutes later, you are bitching how lonely you are and then you call them on the phone asking:" when are you coming back?"


I wish there was another cat thread to post in.:hmm:

Granted but your dog eats all the posts.

I wish my wireless card would stop causing BSOD's:damn:

Granted, but now they're all green in colour.

I wish DVLA had the registration 'SH3 GWX' available for my new set of wheels.

Granted! But the hippies see the "G-W" part, and tear your motor-vehicle apart (assuming you are aBush lover)


I wish Jimbuna would spell color correctly.

Granted, but H.P. Lovecraft appears as a zombie and kills him for infringing on his own perfect writing style and for stealing the word from his short story "The Colour Out of Space".

I wish I had peppermints that filled my entire master bedroom.

Granted, but unfortunately now you have to eat them all before going to bed.

I wish I'd spent less yesterday.

Granted but now you'll just have to spend more tomorrow!

I wish I had a larger mug for my next cup of coffee.