I think the point being missed here is that the British Empire disappeared long ago, and since The Sun never sets on the British Empire, said Empire obviously took The Sun with it. Wherever the British Empire, and The Sun, may be now, it's definitely not anywhere near Britain. In fact they complain about never seeing The Sun, so complaints about them hogging it are sorely misplaced. :O:

It's pronounced... Mud.
That rhymes with pud.
As a Squirl, his pud is always in the mud.

If he had a flat tail he'd be a Beaver.:O:

Then why is it almost March and 20 degrees colder, always windy, and snowing every 5 days.

Who the hell stole the sun?!

I am violating the Logan Act of 1799 by asking any foreign power to help us claim the sun from Britain in the name of liberty. She has a lot of so called commonwealths all over the globe as well as former colonies, it can be anywhere.

If Spring is restored, then me and my men will stand down.

If not,...Get ready to pay Britain.:nope:

Well if he can't do me an Eichhörnchen, maybe I could have a Eichhhttp://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smile...mileys-940.gifrnchen instead?

I'm wondering if I'll ever get the two minutes of life back I wasted readontg the previous two pages.

When I die I want to be crammed into the furnace of a steam engine and cremated there and then thrown out of the smokestack into the surrounding countryside

Sex is over rated I got it down to 20 minutes now, more drinking time. :arrgh!:

^That was said by a mate on mind right in front of his wife! :o

I made a quick exit, nothing in the local newspapers yet. :hmmm:

Pope Innocent III thought:
 

http://i.imgur.com/iHIqV9t.jpg


"I'm jolly well fed up with people saying I look like I should be in The Simpsons, so I'm going for a facial to make me look more dignified, as befits my calling..."

The next day:

http://i.imgur.com/rTfWjod.jpg

"Oy, Caramba!"

A very apt description and so did I: by a whole year. My only comment would be that we now have "Random Thought", but can't they live together, side by side? Isn't there room in the World for both of them?

This thread is news to me as well! The two can be merged if necessary, there's no need to have 2 threads for gibberish floating round...

SHUT! UP SHUT UP! Don't say that: I was hoping we'd get TWO threads where I can post my rubbish...

What do you mean? You post your rubbish anywhere you can!:woot:

If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?

When I die, they can harvest my organs for anything still within its best before date, then whatever's left gets donated to science. They can tie helium balloons to my wedding tackle and float me into space if the feel like it!


Also, did Groucho Marx ever have to wear a disguise?

http://i.imgur.com/O54bOfS.jpg

"Gollocks!"