The North Koreans of course.

Where did it land?

Where did what land...:hmmm:

OK..the custard pie landed in Jack Lord's face and what a throw it was..roll credits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ9xfNn09eQ


How the heck did the person know Jack Lord was going to turn around?

It was in the script.

Why do we work ourselves to death?

Because death becomes all of us eventually.

Are we there yet?

No. And if you keep asking, I'm gonna stop this car and you're going to walk!

How is your day going so far?

Dull as dish water.

What will be the new flavour of crisps to hit the shelf's next?

Tory Tartar Sauce.

You'll love em won't you?

Will I hell

Who will be the next Leeds United manager?

Paul Daniels.

Could you make it better?

If I wanted so, yes, but 'm not willing.

Is the wheel invented to make things easier or to make things more complicated?

Depends if your a 'square' or not.

Why does it always rain on me?

That's cause you're standing in the rain. Get in the house!:O:

Are you an "innie" or "outie"?

A bit of both depending on the subject matter.

Why should it concern you?

It shouldn't concern me one bit. It may concern u crank though.

If you could live in one place in the World where would it be? Should be a city or village, not country.

Where I am now

How about you?

Just off to work.

Isn't the weather nicer today?

It's still very cold.

I'm longing for the summer.
How about you?

Same here.

When will the time be right?

Probably never!

Why?

Because you're a pessimist.

Is the glass half full, or half empty?