I was patrolling Norwegian waters, and suddenly Bernard pokes my shoulder:
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Geez. That Bernard:roll:. What's the fishing/whaling methods of these reindeerbreeders concern us? "Save your Greenpeaze Nonzenze und Keep lookin' out vor threatz", I snap at the moron.

He fails to explain... Just points towards the closing fishing boats in the fjord. To my horror, I realize what he means:o:
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No worries, it turns out that the local Luftwaffe captain is a long-time member of PETA, and he quickly dispatches nan attack force of three Stukas and a Ju-88 to bomb the poor little boats to Whaler's Heaven (no, I did not script that in, the AI took the initiative).

Just some more fun with modding EQP files. To my dismay, the fishing boats didn't fire their K-Guns even when I was submerged with my masts up close enough for them to easily spot me. I guess Norwegian fishermen aren't frequently drilled on the use of K-Guns anyhow.

Bernard was land-locked for awhile pending a review of his last patrol. To pass the time he voluntered for maintenance duty.

However, when the crew of U-178 left for their next patrol they realised Bernard forgot a major part........

Their pressure hull:rotfl:
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::yep:

My gunners have lost their heads...:o
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-Qairyl

No, their heads are just fine. The bodies, on the other hand...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

No-one remembered Bernards 1-year birthday the 25th of September?:-?

Congratulations!:rock:

His 'Father' did.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...hlight=bernard

Oh! Missed it!:lol:

That Bernard! What a maroon!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl:

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The new U-boat, only the important stuff needed :hmm:

:rotfl: Guaranteed BERNARD-FREE

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