Granted!



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You make the best Santa ever!

Santa CROSS
 

I think you've got the job nailed:D http://www.snopes.com/holidays/graphics/santacross2.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santacross.asp ...by way of explanation!:nope:

Armistead is a rock magnet...
 

You're always number one in our book, Armistead.
No need to remind us.:D

Yes, I saw it before the morality police stepped in:haha:
But, hey, rules are rules.:shucks:

Did the stone hurt when it bounced off your cranium?:doh:

Oh Boy! I'll really dress up nice all each of you can sit on my lap and tell me what you want! I'll have a large candy cane for each of you.......

Have we got a chimney for Santa to come down?

How about this?
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I know it's traditional (in the UK at least) to leave a mince pie and a drop of scotch for Santa and a carrot for Rudolph, but here in the Bilge, do you think he'll be ok with a drop of Bilge Brew a bowl of steaming hot stew?

The hot stew would warm the cockles of his heart.:) He would probably drink anything with alcohol in it.

That'll explain why his nose and cheeks are rosy red.:hmmm:

Especially at Armistead's li'l dogpatch! " ya' better not shout; ya' better not pout" translates to " ya better be still"! :woot: http://www.old-picture.com/united-st...hine-Still.jpg

Nice still! Are you giving out samples?:D

Yes, I'm giving out samples....

Does everyone in your neck of the woods have a still in their back yard?
Or is it only people with a good creek running through?

Honestly, still a lot around, most people have a quart or two in the house, but no one knows exactly where it comes from:D

Rookies.:O:
In Kentucky you find those old ring neck gallon jugs.
Let me tell ya, that shine burns all the way down.:huh: