SCHEISSE!!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE END OF SUBSIM!! :arrgh!:

ALLLLLLLARMMMMMMM!!!!

Simple way to rid of us Bernard, go out to sea with Bernard. Order him to check out the port screw as something seems to be wrong with it. Once Bernard is under begin your full ahead drills:D


Dear U-boat crews,

It is my pleasure to annouce that I'm now "Furher da U-Boot" as appointed by Hitler himself and Bernard Dummkopf will take up my old position at BDU. Please help me welcoming Bernard to his new duties. I believe his first order for the boats will be a wolf pack surrounding the island of Japan. Again, please welome Bernard and enjoy the sushi!

Donitz

*Fires quad gun*
NOOOO! BERNARD YOU FILLED THE FLAK GUNS WITH BLANKS!:damn::damn:

Could someone tell Dowly that his son is about to torpedo Subsim.com? :rotfl:

Dear Broomhildo DEC 1944

BREST FRANCE

Received your letter. Glad the milkman and butcher are making life
bearable. How about the baker and candlestick maker? They helping
out too?

Just received orders from Bdu. We are to pick up a case of french champane and bring it thru the english channel so the fuher can toast xmas.

We looked those order's over a few times and said " screw this"
We have a long range IXD42 were headed for sunny California " warm weather, hotter babes. Let those idiots at Bdu " win the war ".

So good luck and a parting wave to you and your town merchants

" @@I@r "

Yours
Kapt. Gunther Hindlick

P.S. I sent a letter to the Gestapo and said your all a bunch a spies
for England.













You

Can I chage my sig and avatar name to Bernard????:88) I would love to see the response from all the members!:o

I think someone beat you to it. See page 3. :huh:

Thank you all for the warm and heartly welcome! The good news is I've been assigned to the norwegian wolfpack to help Seth out, since something is alive there.

Respectfully
Bernard D.

Dear bookworm_020 no need to impersonate me. I'm already here to help you all out and make sure TONIGHT OUR U-BOATS TAKE OVER THE WORLD (quiet tentakle, quiet! sorry just some voices in my head).

Your helping hand.
Bernard D.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGG!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl:

Seth we will miss you! Farewell to your never-to-return-patrol! Any last words? ;)

Cheers
Mr. Fleck

Dear Bernard D

Should any of your friends be nasty against you, the SPABB* is there for you

*Subsim Player Against Bullying of Bernard

Markus

Dear Kim,

As I write this letter me and my men aboard the U-17 are letting our families know that we may not be coming back from this next patrol. New favorite with the big wigs has come aboard his name is Bernard Dommkopf he is the devil worse then any destroyer or depth charge. In case if for one reason or another I don't make it I just want you to know that I love you and if I could have the honor of your hand in marriage.

If the worse happens tell my family I love them.

Your love,
Cpt. Cope

P.S Pray for us.

I have written my will. Everything i own, goes to subsim.com, including my girlfriend.. My last wish: A luger with one bullet! :rotfl:

"A fine way to get us killed."
~Willembrock U-96~