Obviously Penguin needs something a little more cultured and high class:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trpO...feature=fvwrel

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.Question: Who was the survivor? Answer:The perfect woman survived. She"s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.**** Men keep scrolling.So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.By the way, if you"re a woman and you"re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

:har: lmao

You want culture, I'll give you fine, classy and beautiful German culture - warning: nsfeae (1)

Heintje - Heidschi Bumbeidschi

Marianne & Michael - Kling Glöckchen, klingelingeling

If you think I am showing you long-gone cliché music, this ran at prime time 4 days ago on our biggest tv station:
Heino & Kinder - Medley Weihnachtslieder 2011 :o

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3...08b935f9d2.jpg

:shucks:

(1)= not safe for eyes and ears :D

Reece's fav Christmas song (maybe Steed's on a bad day):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJ8kE5Kf3g

Geordie Christmas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwknm_C-ZMY

A more recent favorite (ho ho ho):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3N90BXZHZs

LMAO :DL

Just for Ducimus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpMZ...eature=related

Have a twisted one
 

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

Here! Here!:har:

I just found my fav xmas song.:yeah::rock:

I wonder when Rammstein will do a xmas album?:hmmm:

I see your video Yubba and raise you one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In3sA...eature=related

That's a good one, that will be hard to beat, give me a few minutes I'll get back with you. Merry Chirstmas. and I see your raise, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTVBY...eature=related I must be slipping I chose the tamer one of this parody, so I not as sick as some think.

Don't mess with santa http://www.psionguild.org/forums/ima...lies/santa.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWyB0PTY72g

who's messin with santa, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63yiJ...eature=related Merry Chirstmas and may your lives be filled with good holiday cheer, Ho Ho Merry X-Box, and up, up, and away, on, Grand Theft, on Call of Duty, he he said duty, on Gods of War, ect, ect

Thanks for bringing back my childhoods nightmares... :D

Pretty agile for such a fat guy....:har:

I wanted to see what he did after the head kick when the eedjit was on the ground :DL