You've seen my pictures. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

That made me ROFL:har:
:yeah:

According to my records, only 19,395 have made one or more posts.

Probably because you have to be a member to access the downloads section

Good point. The majority of folks probably join up just so they can get to the mods.

Is there a way the board can require an intro post before granting membership?

Out of how many? (current active and inactive members).

I vote for an IQ test.
If your IQ is lower than 160- sorry, you won't be able to post here.(unless you are Skybird :DL)

Now that would be boring, only me and Skybird.

Ok, I changed the Captains List so now all members show up. Before, it only showed members with at least 1 post.

My daughter and I are perusing the list, sorted by Join date in reverse, so we can see the newest members. Skipping back to April, and sizing up the most sketchy username, then checking the member's profile...


tom0428h

couponcode65 ? ORLY?
ppl001
SEO Liverpool (Vickie says, SEO does not stand for "Silent Engineering Officer" :O:)

And so it goes... now you can see why Subsim is so popular with SEOs, spambots and spamho's. The spam has to go.

You could at least destroy the hyperlinks from those examples :doh:

Oooh, hang on, Dell coupon codes... :yeah:



:nope:

:O:

Good job Neal! I think the way you're going is the right one-0 posts and one year inactive = delete.

Now are non-Merricuns allowed to get the free Texas bbq if you're elected? Given we would have voted for you if we could. I'll bring some good Euro brews to add some variety. :yeah: Maybe I'll be appointed Ambassador for overseas hosers and get an invite that way eh.

I'll bring the cevapcici and ajvar.

I won't request an office, but can I get a congresional charter for exclusive import of eastern and south-european food into the US :D

Good idea...keep a sharp eye for anybody going by the name of 'Steed' :03:

Good idea....keep a sharp eye for somebody going by the name of 'STEED' :DL

STEED=sketchy.
Trouble is, he'd agree with you :O:

It might also be worth checking if your Vendors secondary account :DL

In his absence he pays me a generous commission. :O:

We should send a friendly email notification first. Something like... "We the kind, generous people of Subsim have taken your account hostage and will feed it to the midget spidersquidopods if you do not make a legitimate post within the next day."

FEAR THE ALMIGHTY SPIDERSQUIDOPODS!

A legitimate post? Here you go (and also turning it into another lolcat thread) :D

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