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MH 05-19-11 04:52 PM

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...1dA_QC6dBuARnw

darius359au 05-19-11 06:32 PM

Bugger that ,my AFL team plays on sunday and Im going to be annoyed if the apocalypse happens - actually there will be a very large number of very annoyed Aussies rocking up to the pearly gates if god screws with the season by ending the world ,and he really doesn't want a horde of narked off Aussies rampaging through heaven :D

vienna 05-19-11 06:34 PM

Quote:

...and he really doesn't want a horde of narked off Aussies rampaging through heaven
God Forbid!!

Falkirion 05-19-11 07:22 PM

Hear hear Darius. Couldn't agree more. I'm leading my companies footy tipping comp and do not want my lead that I've spent the past 8 rounds building lost!

Platapus 05-19-11 07:37 PM

What saddens me is that there are people who have quit their jobs because of this. WTF! what about their families? If the Rapture is, indeed, coming on Saturday, why bother to quit your job? If the Rapture comes, it won't matter, and if the Rapture does not come, it does matter.

And that jerk who took his life savings to buy the billboards. I wonder what his wife feels about this?

If these nutters want to proclaim the end of the world (and this time they are sincere), so be it, but don't let your beliefs screw over your family.

It must suck to be a kid with one of the nutters as a parent. What do you tell your wife/husband/kids on Sunday?

Oops, forgot to carry the 2. Rapture comes in about 10 years. :oops:

I don't care about the nutters, I care about the innocent members of their families that don't buy into this fantasy.

Quitting your job and blowing your lifesavings. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

antikristuseke 05-19-11 09:02 PM

Just look up the great dissapointment, but dont have any liquids in your mouth when reading.

darius359au 05-19-11 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1667040)
Just look up the great dissapointment, but dont have any liquids in your mouth when reading.

Sems to read "And Thou shalt make sh*te up if at first thy predictions go belly up":D:rotfl2::rotfl2:

Torplexed 05-19-11 09:53 PM

Top Ten Ways To Make The Apocalypse More Fun

The Late Show with David Letterman


10. Have it hosted by Neil Patrick Harris

9. Wear crazy hats like at the Royal Wedding

8. All-you-can-eat baby back ribs with Chili’s Aporkalypse special

7. Instead of four horsemen, three horsemen and a monkey riding a dog

6. Telecast of the Real Housewives being vaporized

5. Live tweet it

4. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous ascend to heaven

3. Raffle drawing for a Broyhill dinette set

2. People’s panicked pleas for mercy are critiqued by Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and Howie Mandel

1. More fun? What’s more fun than the apocalypse?

Torplexed 05-19-11 09:55 PM

Yeah. I remember when Letterman used to be funny too. :-?

FIREWALL 05-19-11 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torplexed (Post 1667055)
Top Ten Ways To Make The Apocalypse More Fun

The Late Show with David Letterman


10. Have it hosted by Neil Patrick Harris

9. Wear crazy hats like at the Royal Wedding

8. All-you-can-eat baby back ribs with Chili---8217;s Aporkalypse special

7. Instead of four horsemen, three horsemen and a monkey riding a dog

6. Telecast of the Real Housewives being vaporized

5. Live tweet it

4. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous ascend to heaven

3. Raffle drawing for a Broyhill dinette set

2. People---8217;s panicked pleas for mercy are critiqued by Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and Howie Mandel

1. More fun? What---8217;s more fun than the apocalypse?

3 1\2. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous desend the other way. :p2:

darius359au 05-19-11 10:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

kiwi_2005 05-20-11 05:09 AM

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise ,
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One
line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the
other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The
line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household,
there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you
to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and
have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed.
Learn from him."

God turned to the one man: "How did you manage to be the only One in this line?
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

Wolfehunter 05-20-11 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 1666989)
What saddens me is that there are people who have quit their jobs because of this. WTF! what about their families? If the Rapture is, indeed, coming on Saturday, why bother to quit your job? If the Rapture comes, it won't matter, and if the Rapture does not come, it does matter.

And that jerk who took his life savings to buy the billboards. I wonder what his wife feels about this?

If these nutters want to proclaim the end of the world (and this time they are sincere), so be it, but don't let your beliefs screw over your family.

It must suck to be a kid with one of the nutters as a parent. What do you tell your wife/husband/kids on Sunday?

Oops, forgot to carry the 2. Rapture comes in about 10 years. :oops:

I don't care about the nutters, I care about the innocent members of their families that don't buy into this fantasy.

Quitting your job and blowing your lifesavings. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

That's when the wife makes her husband sleep with the dogs for a while and kicks his ass.. :O:

frau kaleun 05-20-11 09:42 AM

http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress...-thy-sins1.jpg

TarJak 05-20-11 09:51 AM

Well it's 12:46AM Saturday 21st May 2011. I'm still here...:woot:

Jaguar 05-20-11 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1667248)
Well it's 12:46AM Saturday 21st May 2011. I'm still here...:woot:

Here it´s still 11:46AM Friday, 20st May, keep posting so we can know you still there :D.

TarJak 05-20-11 10:09 AM

01:09AM Still here...:woot:

Oberon 05-20-11 10:12 AM

Wait until 10am Sunday morning. :03:

TarJak 05-20-11 10:14 AM

I can't stay up that long. Getting tired now might go to bed and wait for the end.:yawn:

Oberon 05-20-11 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1667271)
I can't stay up that long. Getting tired now might go to bed and wait for the end.:yawn:

Sorry, 9am Sunday morning. Which is 8pm on the US East Coast.

I hate timezones, now I know how Task Force feels... :damn:


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