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Bugger that ,my AFL team plays on sunday and Im going to be annoyed if the apocalypse happens - actually there will be a very large number of very annoyed Aussies rocking up to the pearly gates if god screws with the season by ending the world ,and he really doesn't want a horde of narked off Aussies rampaging through heaven :D
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Hear hear Darius. Couldn't agree more. I'm leading my companies footy tipping comp and do not want my lead that I've spent the past 8 rounds building lost!
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What saddens me is that there are people who have quit their jobs because of this. WTF! what about their families? If the Rapture is, indeed, coming on Saturday, why bother to quit your job? If the Rapture comes, it won't matter, and if the Rapture does not come, it does matter.
And that jerk who took his life savings to buy the billboards. I wonder what his wife feels about this? If these nutters want to proclaim the end of the world (and this time they are sincere), so be it, but don't let your beliefs screw over your family. It must suck to be a kid with one of the nutters as a parent. What do you tell your wife/husband/kids on Sunday? Oops, forgot to carry the 2. Rapture comes in about 10 years. :oops: I don't care about the nutters, I care about the innocent members of their families that don't buy into this fantasy. Quitting your job and blowing your lifesavings. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. |
Just look up the great dissapointment, but dont have any liquids in your mouth when reading.
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Top Ten Ways To Make The Apocalypse More Fun
The Late Show with David Letterman 10. Have it hosted by Neil Patrick Harris 9. Wear crazy hats like at the Royal Wedding 8. All-you-can-eat baby back ribs with Chili’s Aporkalypse special 7. Instead of four horsemen, three horsemen and a monkey riding a dog 6. Telecast of the Real Housewives being vaporized 5. Live tweet it 4. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous ascend to heaven 3. Raffle drawing for a Broyhill dinette set 2. People’s panicked pleas for mercy are critiqued by Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and Howie Mandel 1. More fun? What’s more fun than the apocalypse? |
Yeah. I remember when Letterman used to be funny too. :-?
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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise ,
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter." Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to the one man: "How did you manage to be the only One in this line? The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here." |
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Well it's 12:46AM Saturday 21st May 2011. I'm still here...:woot:
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01:09AM Still here...:woot:
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Wait until 10am Sunday morning. :03:
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I can't stay up that long. Getting tired now might go to bed and wait for the end.:yawn:
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I hate timezones, now I know how Task Force feels... :damn: |
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