This thread is the king of all bad joke threads....

It's not a land shark, it's a candygram. Honest!

I get a serious kick out of these threads. I have noticed that a lot of my posts are cheesy one-liners in threads like this... but it's so much fun! :D

Who knew it would turn out this way? :D

Hey, um, I have a cop costume and a boombox loaded for dance music. Got booze? :rotfl2:

Actually, the thought of me doing a strip number... Nnnaahh... :o

Oh snap! :har:

You asked for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

Hey... I think... yeah, I'm sure I saw Sailor Steve in there somewhere. :D

Well, to move back to the topic of naughty place names in Canada we have Indian Head, SK and Dildo NF. Honest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Head,_Saskatchewan

http://www.virtual-tours-newfoundlan...ldo/dildo.html

And of course Moose Jaw is about eight feet from Moose A$$...

Nah, I was never that strange. Close, but not quite.
:rotfl2:

I don't think anyone here at Subsim ever saw me try to mosh in a dance club. :nope:

Is that Neal in the cowboy get-up? :D

We did have what was nicknamed the 'Biker Dude' avatar around here once, not sure if it's still in use. :hmmm:

Guess I'll find out soon enough.

*lights Last Cigarette*

You know, when your 8 years old, the whole gay thing with the Village People just doesn't register. You just think, "Cool! They look like Fisher Price Adventure People!" Then when you're in your teens it dawns on you...:o

They' weren't all gay though. Only some of them were, at least that's what I've read on Wikipedia.

The music is great, I like 1970's disco music. The bass line with the disco drum beat. Great stuff.

Dude, it's okay. You can go ahead and say it here. Most people don't make that kind of self-discovery until their teen years, it's no biggie. We won't judge.

Unless you seriously think the cowboy is the hot one.

:O:

BTW there's something about the expression on the face of the guy at the top right of that picture... almost like he's suddenly asking himself, OMG what have I gotten myself into?

Kinda like when I first realized that my favorite bar wasn't just any old bar. :o:rotfl2:

What is now called the 'Navy Dude' was originally called something else - I don't remember what. Then Dowly nicknamed it the 'Gay Biker Dude', and everybody called it that, so Neal renamed it 'Navy Dude'.

It's the same one.

"Wow, this bar is the friendliest place ever! All the new guys I met want to buy me drinks!"

Yeah, I think the Biker Dude is one of the members that wasn't gay. Have any of you guys ever seen the Village People movie, "Can't Stop the Music?" A terrible movie but for all the right reasons. It even has a young Steve Guttenberg in it... rollerskating... through Greenwich Village! :rotfl2:Oh and did I mention that Bruce Jenner is in it as well? In little, tiny shorts :timeout:?

Now that I've derailed the thread, back on topic, er what was the topic? Hmm, ladies, devices, Village People... saucey por, ah, yes! Saucey port names.

Actually it didn't quite work out that way until much later, after I had become an established tenant in-progress. But yeah, the stronger come-ons did pop up (no pun intended - well okay it was) on occasion. After a couple of years though, the owner turned the place into a dance club and it wasn't as much fun anymore.

The big attraction for me was that the bar was situated on the second floor of a combination parking structure and business mall, which provided a great view of 8th Street and the life going on around there. God I miss my old town.


This pointless diatribe was brought to you by: krashkart - SUBSIM tenant in-progress


There never really was a point to this thread, we just don't have the heart to let it fade into oblivion. :D


Hrm... saucy port names. I'm fresh out myself. However, there is a town somewhere out west called Butte, and their high school football team call themselves the Pirates. Outside of town the road signs read: Welcome to Butte - Home Of The Butte Pirates. Do you see where this is going? :rotfl2: