Originally Posted by TarJak

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There were once two bulls standing in a paddock. One was a young fit bull who was full of beans and the other was a wily old bull who had been around the paddock for quite a few seasons.

Anyway one day they were standing in the shade of an old gum tree that stood on a hillock in one corner of the paddock, watching a herd of cows standing in the opposite corner chewing their cud nibbling grass and generally doing what cows do when they are not engaged in being milked.

"Hey! lets run over and shag one of those cows!" said the young bull.

"No son, lets slowly walk over and shag the lot!" said the old bull.

The moral of the story?

Don't get too excited about rushing to do something or you might do it half a55ed!