The best of British luck to you sir!:salute:

This stuff really works...she's actually replying...

genius you guys are...genius.....:yeah:

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Best make sure it is your wife and not the one in the picture :)

She's probably rolling her eyes and sharing her phone secrets with all the girls in the beauty parlor.:salute:

Look for the tell tale signs the next time she's on the phone with her BFF. There will be lots of snickering and a belly laugh or two.:hmmm:

We always do more for love than logic

She's at a fencing match...

Just shut up Wolferz, your jealous this is working for me...

I'm getting good at this, but right now using google search for good sexts....

I wonder how she got so good at this.....:hmmm:

If you are lucky a picture of certain body parts might pop up in a text. I get those at work sometimes. :D:yeah:


She did not get good at sexting....it was always in there like most sexual beings have. You opened the door! :yep:

My wife shares our secrets (sexcapades) with her friends. It does not bother me. Today when we went to the grocery store I positioned 2 coconuts and a plantain in a position that left nothing to the imagination. She took a picture and sent a text to her friends that stated "Chris is having fun in the fruit section." They all get kick out of it. It's life man, embrace it.

Never mind Google, follow your heart (or loins...):)

I don't mind it you spam me or insult me, everyone else does, don't let it bother you....

Women are bigger talkers than men with their friends....


I like the phone better, but sexting seems to work, slower, more tantalizing. Only downside is you can't put them on speaker phone....

Anyway....good fun night.....

Well congrats:up:
In all seriousness, maybe you could take dancing lessons together? Like at a community college or something.

What kinda stuff does she like to do?


I was worried, I'd hafta start posting 80's hairband power love ballads.:hmm2:

Glad to hear it. :up:

she likes to travel.....nothing major, just road trips....small towns, history....We do still go to CW reenactor balls and dance once in awhile....I did clean all day while she was gone.....that she likes.....

No Marty, I'm not jealous. Why should I be? It's your adventure and three is a crowd. Or an orgy. Glad you're rediscovering your youth and spicing up the stale and restless.:up: Try not to injure yourself with that tantric stuff. You ain't as young as you used to was.:03::D
Call Cyrano if you are ever at a loss for words.

You could try treating her the same way you did 18 years ago when you were trying to get into her pants.:D