My God!!!!! "The Legend of Boggy Creek" still lives. ;) LOL

Haha, what was funny was I was using my wifes Iphone taking pictures. It has a buttom that you push that reverses the camera to take pictures facing you. Somehow I pushed the button, but didn't know it. I took about 30 pics or so of what I thought would be my dog and river, got home, they were of me making funny faces taking pictures...

My wife says I always look mean in pictures, but that was me smiling...

My Wife says I'm a Richard.
And I am.
:D

Everyone has to have a goal in life.
Mine is to be the mean old Richard next door.
:har:

That's not a dog
 

It's a long haired rat... oh wait, I see now. We were referring to the holder, not the holdee. A fine specimen. It should fit well in a petry dish. Served with some fava beans and a nice chianti. You walk the river because that's where the best pee trees are located?
Wern warned you about the illegality of hiking your leg in public... numerous times! I'm sure the folks down river are pissed about it. They get their drinking water from and wash their clothes in that river after all.

I know, now you're wondering what a petry dish is. You place it at the base of a pee tree to catch the run off for later use in cooking.
I guess that's why you constantly have bus station head breath.
Did you invent the toothbrush?
If it was invented elsewhere it would have been called a teethbrush.

Oops. (pausing to go brush my tooth)

Note: No smilies in this post because this schtick was dead panned.

Call my dog a log haired rat, thems fiting words. I know where you live Yank. Do you not remember what happened the last time the South invaded the North?

I do know what a petry dish is before you told me.

Yep, I've been known to take a wizz in the river, the only thing down river is people, so who cares.

You should know rivers are public property up to the high water mark, meaning I can come rite through anyones land, posted or not, walking up to where the river floods.

I thought I would brighten everyones day by placing a self took picture of me and my dog, you can even copy and print it to hang on your frig to improve digestion, but if I'm not wanted around here, fine.....I'm a firm believer in capitalism, if ten people vote for me to leave, I will do so.

Notice she only calls you a Richard, not a big Richard... You're certainly a mean old crusty Richard here, but it is good to have a few goals in life.

I calls 'em like I see's 'em
 

Logs have hair?
I always expect the worst of you Stumpy.

I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!

Hey! Who let Donna in here?
Get outta my post or I'll call the good witch.

Can someone get me a bucket of dihydrogen oxide?

There's melting to be done and we've got to save Dorothy.
Would a plane load of women be called flying monkies?
Musings of a deranged mind.

I hate when you just start rambling, guess that's something old men do.

Anyways, time to get on the road and head home.......

Ain't nobody got time for dat.
 

I'm a rambler. So what?
I drive one too. You can make fun of my car if it pleases you.
But, I will say that you sire fine little dogs, though I'm not really clear on the biologocal mechanics of it Those poor little girl dogs must really hate your guts.:dead:

I'm curious,
Do you think the north won that war?
At first us southern folk thought they were after our whiskey and our women.
When we found out what they really wanted, we just quit and went home. Unfortunately, that didn't stop that Sherman fellow from burning Atlanta to the ground.
Yeah, I know. I live in Pennsylvania but that don't make me a Yankee.
I was hatched in Michigan and whelped in Kentucky. Last I checked, the bluegrass state is welll below the Mason-Dixon line. It is there that my loyalties still lie and that's the truth.

Well, I alway knew you were egg hatched and not born. Anyway, if you were hatched in Michigan and welped in Kentucky, well, your Union, cuz Kentucky didn't secede. Yes, many of you boys joined the southern cause, but many didn't. This might explain why you were hatched and remain so confused.

Many blame Lee for Gettysburg, but Jeb Stuart lost that battle for us on the 3rd day. For the most part, it was over after that.

Leave the rest of us Kentucky boys out of this.
:timeout:

Interesting opinions/attitudes....nothing more.

Leave the rest of us Kentucky boys out of this.
:timeout: Good job Fire. :O: You just validated his statement. Now his head's going to swell up and he'll tuck his thumbs in his arm pits and crow.

Way to back me up!:nope:
Northern Kentucky boys.:down: Ya might as well move to Ohio. That or I'll have to get you down around Louisville and teach you the fine art of Hoosier bashing.:D
Fess up, you're really from Bowling Green aren't you?

If anyone is interested in the origin of Armisteads' attitude, just check the mascot of South Carolina University.
Gamecocks?... Really? And they call the mascot Cocky?.... REALLY??!!
I guess it fits.:shifty:

Before you get the wrong idea...
 

MWolfe aka Armistead, Wernher VonTrapp and I have been verbally sparring for a number of years now. There is no animosity.. Just knee slapping guffaws most of the time.:har:
I love 'em both like brothers from different mothers. We entertain ourselves with this inane banter. It's like playing chess for the World Cup only without the actual awarding of the trophy. Though Armistead might claim he has the cup sitting on his mantle. There's nothing wrong with that.

I avoided this site for a number of years after signing up for it back in 2007. Around the time that I discovered Silent Hunter III because back then it seemed to me that there were too many people here that took things way too seriously. That was my mistake and my loss.
It was alot more fun needling Ubisoft then because of their ignorance in ignoring the fan base. Then MWolfe sailed into port over there and the rest is history.
I can only hope that we have entertained our peers here at SubSim and if we offend in any way well, there's always the ignore feature. We will most likely continue digging at each other until one of us dies. I can only hope that I go first. One upsmanship you see.:up:
It is likely that I'll get my wish having survived a massive stroke back in 2000 and from what I've read, most stroke survivors only get ten years post CVA. It's been twelve now so at least I've proven those bastages wrong.:haha: I can only attribute the extra time to laughter. That is the best medicine after all and Armistead has been a steadfast nurse in that regard. Thanks dude.:up: You keep picking and I'll keep grinning.

What do you mean I validated his statement? :huh: I'm not validating anything that old rooster crows about.
And we know how to Hoosier bash. We get to Buckeye bash too. :()1: