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Ah, the plot thickens even more. Good thing I have a fork and knife. A steak knife.

After being in Iraq from Jan 2004 till June 2010 I can report that camels are the nastiest animal on the planet, but after a long rotation the little ones and a ladder............... never mind that (laughing)

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Originally Posted by Brag (Post 1725360)

Desperately thirsting for a beer, Shaky Parkinson, hurriedly said good bye to his fellow captains, stepped out of Government House and hailed a taxi. The Commodore had droned on and on about signals and various procedures. for the convoy. and had put Shaky to sleep.

For the last two weeks instead of staying aboard the Bella Donna anchored on the bay, he rented a beach cottage at a newly opened beach resort. The place was comfortable and cool, and the service by the forty stewards was exceptional. The Grand Resort Hotel Schwooggie made the waiting in Freetown a pleasant interlude from war.

The owner himself came out to meet the taxi and opened the passenger door. "A million salaams, Captain."
"And salaams to you, Haji Baba Jimbuna."
"Have a nice meeting?"
"Not at all."
"You sound grumpy, Captain how about a pinko?"
"A beer, my friend, a beer."
"Sailing tomorrow?"
"Heh, We don´t talk about such matters."
Haji Baba Jimbuna bowed deeply. "Of course, loose lips and singing ships.. Will you require an early check out in the morning?"
"Yes, six o'clock."
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Oooh, that Haji Baba Jimbuna. He's a sneaky one, that one, he is.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1725875)

Oooh, that Haji Baba Jimbuna. He's a sneaky one, that one, he is.

Quite a compliment...and from one held in such high esteem :sunny:

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What esteem? Zailor Zteve is just a lowly swabbie on The Great Balz's boat. A nameless nobody. A cog in the wheel that is a u-boat's crew. A useless, undervalued and unappreciated grunt who grinds his lifeless life away doing the bidding of those far more lofty than he could ever dream of being. Even Bernard is good for something, but the old sailor? He's not even fit to be one of the untouchables, or one of the unstoppables, or one of the unflappables.

Actually I think he's mentioned as one of the unmentionables. :O:

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1726497)

I loved that film :sunny:

I would have if it didn't trash the real story so badly.

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Originally Posted by Zailor Zteve (Post 1726285)

At least you get a mention! :stare: Would you rather be the hapless love interest Frau Zteve?

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch (Post 1726604)

At least you get a mention! :stare: Would you rather be the hapless love interest Frau Zteve?

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Only if the attention is from one of the hootchie-wootchie Schwoogie Girls. If Bernard looks at me that way my next mention will be among the lost at sea. :dead:

The funker had yelled, "Nue Funkschproch, Herr Kaleun," one time too many.and Balz sent him to help Bernard polish torpedoes.

After requesting three times for the sender to repeat the message, Zailer Zteve tapped message received on the Morse key. He then busied himself de-schwooggiying it. Once finished, he stood, rolled the message and placed it inside a bottle of Becks and the bottle inside a bucket. With two goose steps he reached Balz´s bunk where the commander was snoring.
Zeiler Zteve banged the bucket with the bottle.
Balz jumped out of his bunk.
"I am not Doenitz," Zeiler Zteve said, "You may remain prostrated in your bunk, Herr Kaleun."
"Thank you," Balz growled. "what is it?"
"Message in a bottle." Zeiler Zteve handed Balz the bottle.
Balz read the message.
To U'351,
From you know who
Large convoy leaving Freetown tomorrow morning, 3 empire munitions ships 4 large cargoz 2 whale ships, no whales seen. some medium cargoz, no wijee boards seen or séances observed.
Please do not kill Captain Shaky Parkinson, he is a good tipper.

"What does it mean good tipper?" Balz asked.
Zeiler Zteve schrugged. "Tipping the scales of war?"
"Wars don´t have scales." Balz answered,"
"But fish do."
"A point to consider."

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More high seas adventure on your screen soon, :D

Oh no! Zailor Zteve has been officially mentioned. He'd better change his unmentionables.

Well, you asked for it. No, you begged for it... :O:

Edit: Be glad that no one tried to fornicate you... :O:

Nice read as always, thank you, Brag!

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Originally Posted by danasan (Post 1727287)

Well, you asked for it. No, you begged for it... :O:

No, I merely pointed it out. :D