Thank Zeus I'm a heretic and not a blasphemer, so I won't be burned! :O:

So how to deal with other forums: start a crusade against them? send missionaries? Or let them be wiped out when the apocalypse comes?

We stone those, starting next Tuesday.

Stoning is not appropriate here at the religion of Subsim. I say send them down to crush depth to meet thy make Onkel Neal. :arrgh!:

So that would make keelhauling the act of being officially excommunicated.

But we're throwing really sharp stones. At their pressure hulls.

Actually not so much "throwing" as "dropping from overhead."

Also they're totally bombs instead of stones, but whatever. Our god is not in the details.

I'll better keep my holy Tauchretter ready to use!

They aren't usually bombs, they're depth charges. There's a considerable difference between the two in the scriptures.

See? This is why we can't allow women in the clergy! They misinterpret the scriptures to meet their needs at the cost of the Church!

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Kinda Tickles :O:

This is merely a difference of interpretation based on the ambiguous language of our Holy Scriptures, The Principia Subsimmia, or How I Found The Nelson And What I Did When I Found Her.

In the original text, written in Lolcat, the phrase in question is "esplodey t'ings."

You say depth charges, I say bombs, let's blow the whole thing up.

I can has a blow ballast?

Somebody needs to photoshop us a picture of Neal in a pope hat stat.

Bonus points if he's also wearing Prada.

Because it will cause a flame war.. hehehe.

But I like this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n0jiFoFfl0

Some logic in this. :03:

Some relief in that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t88l8...eature=related

Mean. Nasty. German. :D

I' m noit sure if i have answred this one yet, but I gota say this is very stupid poll. I can''t find the vote butttons! :doh: